Xie Yu transmigrates across dimensions and goes from being a dream interpreter who could dominate the cultivation world to a timid vocational school student. Thus begins her unconventional path to immortality, studying from A Five-Year Guide to the College Entrance Exam and Three-Year Practice Tests.
As a vocational school student who got into school by donating a building, she is told by the outstanding students of Xihua that a loser like her doesn't belong on campus. But later, they eat their words: it turns out the so-called loser is here to take down the top students.
Xie Yu says:
I'm a pro at interpreting dreams sent in dreams.
And I'm serious about the college entrance exam, too.
Dream Theater:
Courier: I dreamed I fell into a gigantic cesspit. Does that mean I'm in for bad luck?
Xie Yu: NO, that's an excellent dream about getting rich.
Bankrupt businessman: I dreamed my ancestor was digging the ground with a hoe. Is he telling me to go home and farm?
Xie Yu: No, he's telling you there's gold bricks under your ancestral home.
Dancer from the Western Regions: I want to get in bed with him.
Xie Yu: ...The ghosts these days are a handful! Next.
Dog: Woof, woof.
Xie Yu: What kind of dream do you want me to interpret?
Dog: Woof, woof woof, woof woof woof.
As Xie Yu listened and took notes, she thought how important it was to know several foreign languages.
Her rich stepfather's sayings:
What school do you like? I'll build one for you.
Into the occult? I'll build you a temple.
Which of my sons do you like? I'll give him to you.
Coming soon: Yin-Yang Convenience Store
As the only daughter of nouveau riche parents, Zhen Yu leaves the family mines to their own devices and opens a 24-hour convenience store in a remote corner, offering everything from daily necessities to face-reading and fortune-telling.
Her rich parents fear Zhen Yu might be bullied, so they assign four bodyguards to protect her. Little do they know that their daughter has recovered the memories of her previous life as an occult master, and that every ghost within a hundred miles is afraid of her.
Her parents also worry that their daughter might actually be crazy, so they search everywhere for excellent young men for her to marry and arrange group blind dates.
Zhen Yu is really troubled...
A little skit:
Rich Dad: A glittering gold mine and a tall, rich, handsome guy! Do you want them or not?!
Zhen Yu: I just want to ascend to immortality!
Rich Mom: MMP, our daughter's really gone crazy!
My completed novels:
Yin-Yang Incense Shop: The heroine helps eccentric ghosts fulfill their wishes.
She's a Demigoddess, Tough and Fierce: A hardcore heroine becomes a god online.
Promotion Diary of a Harem Office Worker: The story of a harem slacker turning her life around.
Amazing, My Imperial Consort: A scheming female official takes on a scheming emperor.
My Beastly Professor Is a Werewolf: A warmhearted, high-powered drug enforcement hunter.
Another Spring After Transmigration: A modern woman transmigrates and becomes a female doctor in the Han Dynasty.
Weibo: @Jinjiang Bao Ning
Content warning: The setting is fictional, and everything serves the plot.
The author isn't a top student. The content is entirely fictional.
Theme: Have the ability to protect yourself and use kindness to help others.
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This ending is a bit magical
Congratulations on the ending. I was so touched to see that Wei Ran might find happiness in the end, woo woo woo
Finished reading! Throw flowers!!! I often feel disconnected when reading this book. The plots about Dream Interpretation and the Underworld are very interesting, and many of the stories are very touching and attractive. However, when it comes to the ones about school and relationships, it feels like many people have suddenly become wise. Some plot developments suddenly become illogical, and there are more male supporting actors than male protagonists. Regardless of who is the male protagonist, I would think it is a stock buying story. Then in the later stage, I skipped all the school parts, but it is really interesting and worth reading!!! I really like Brother Yu, I really like their whole family hahahahahaha
Madam, madam, grandma is back hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Laughing to death hahahahahaha
Sprinkle flowers, congratulations on the completion~
From the winter vacation to the fifth week of school, I have walked a short distance with you, and now I have to say goodbye. I hope we will meet again.
Tsk tsk, I still gave the big devil a good result.