[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] The Shame of Araki's Mansion Is Still Looking for a Rival Today

The Shame of Araki Manor Needs a JoJo Rival to Shake Off That Title

As everyone knows, the tenants of Araki Manor all have one or two archenemies, more or less, and those archenemies are almost certainly, meaning one hundred percent, living next door in the Joestar mansion.

Except me.

It's not like I'm upset about it. If I got jealous, wouldn't that mean there was something wrong with my head?

If anyone should be jealous, it's my roommates, since I can drop by the Joestar mansion to stay over whenever I feel like it.

Wait, hang on. Right.

Now I get why they wanted to kick me out.

Me: You're all just jealous!!!

Everyone at Araki Manor: Get yourself an archenemy first, then we'll talk. Neener neener...

Me: [BEEP!]

Damn it, just let me go home already!

Saving this idea before someone else writes it.

Updates are irregular, but nagging me works.

Pairing undecided. I'll get with whoever I can. If nobody bites, I'll stay single for life.