The Years I Pretended to Be a Master

Wenwen's novel will be published on November 6. There will be three chapters tomorrow. Thank you all for your support.

Song Qian had no idea what had happened during the five years she was missing.

When she returned, her best friend had moved away, her parents had gone abroad, and the household register even listed her as deceased.

Question: How do you survive without an ID, a household registration, or a diploma?

Answer: Pretend to be a master and scam enough money to get by.

She thought she was the weakest of the weak, but why did everything that wanted to beat her end up calling her “Daddy”?

Some little ghost on the overpass: Stay away from her. She's a lunatic who eats ghosts!

Some demon in a cave: She's a big shot who strings demons up and sells them!

Onlookers: Pfft, a fraud who's wrong nine times out of ten.

Fox spirit Hu Qian: Don't you dare badmouth my grandma!

Song Qian: ...

Do whatever you want.

Reading Guide:

1. Not scary. Lighthearted and silly, and the author is a scaredy-cat too.

2. The imagination runs a little wild. Just read it for fun.

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The next novel I'm planning to write:

Blurb:

Lin Yao admits she's loaded. She spent so much real-world money playing “Zhutian” that she became the first player to kill a max-level BOSS.

But why did she turn into the max-level BOSS Lin Yao after clearing the game?

Sure, the natives of this world only reach level fifty or sixty at most, so they are no match for her.

But there's no flush toilet, television, internet, or Weibo here. How is a shut-in like her supposed to live?

She has to go home, no matter what it takes!

To get home, she has to die first.

She challenges the three continents and ten great immortal sects. Their combat strength is only one-twentieth of hers.

She challenges the Demon Realm, and the Demon Venerable runs away in terror before they can trade three moves.

She challenges the God Realm, and even the combined gods can't withstand two of her ultimate moves.

She's so bored. What should she do if she wants to die?

Then she finally remembers: the max-level BOSS was supposed to be killed by the players helping the male lead!

So she finds the male lead and tries to persuade him by force and temptation.

Lin Yao: I'll give you rare treasures and a unique inheritance, as long as you kill me.

Male Lead: I can find those myself.

Lin Yao: I'll give you divine weapons, cultivation techniques, and beautiful women, as long as you kill me.

Male Lead: I can cultivate on my own.

Lin Yao: If you don't kill me, I'll wipe out your Xuanmen Sect!

Male Lead: I've been hoping they'd die for ages.

She couldn't believe anyone could be so uniquely impossible to sway. She was stunned!

Lin Yao: Fine, I don't need you to kill me. I'll go find the villain.

Male Lead: Sorry, I already killed him.

Lin Yao: ...

A gorgeous, powerful, stay-at-home heroine X a protective, endlessly talented, scheming male lead. A sweet little romance.