Horror novelist Wu Ji is forced to write a script for a ghost film.
Short on inspiration, he has a little drink, then plays rock-paper-scissors against himself in the mirror.
Wu Ji: I got really lucky today. I only lost once.
[Brave, cheeky bottom x Deranged, devoted ghost-brother top]
Bonus scene:
Screenwriter Wu: Director Li invited me to the northwest to research tentacles. You stay home and be good, okay? 0v0!
Ghost-brother nods obediently, then secretly follows him. He watches his own little idiot hurl a bottle of alcohol straight at a terrifying creature. Sanity -1.
P.S. 1. The top isn't a ghost. He's adorable (*0▽0*)
2. There are all kinds of haunted houses and ghost houses, but they're not scary because we have Ghost-brother! He's super sweet!
3. A Lovecraftian horror infinite flow story that explains everything. Come on in, young ones!
Theme: Survive the fear of the unknown and always stay positive!