[Crossover] Be Good and Call Me Master

A Taoist nun x Dazai Osamu

Mori Ogai suddenly discovers that Dazai can speak Chinese, and the ever-present Complete Suicide Manual has turned into the Tao Te Ching.

Mori Ogai: Since he can't manage to kill himself, has he changed careers and started cultivating immortality?????

Dazai's soul transmigrated three times, and he saw her each time.

The first time, she saved him. The second time, they brewed tea and discussed the Way. The third time, he saw her standing motionless at the summit of Sword Debate Peak.

Dazai dismissed these three encounters as absurd dreams from his youth, until that person appeared right before him, undeniably real.

Since you feel empty inside and don't know why you're alive, why not come cultivate the Way with me?

Dazai: I have to admit, it's pretty fun.

Warnings and reading notes:

1. The author hasn't picked up a pen in centuries. The writing is at an elementary school level.

2. So many personal headcanons, seriously out of character. But being out of character is all I have.

3. Logic is dead. I made up all that Taoist philosophy, so don't take it seriously.

4. The Taoist nun is from Chunyang Palace in Jian Wang 3, a sword cultivator.

5. They might not end up together. The Taoist nun or Dazai might just ascend, um...