[Wuxia Crossover] If You're Not Dead, Get Up and Take a Beating

◆ Next up: "Do I Still Have a Chance as a Police Academy Classmate?" Synopsis at the bottom ↓ ◇ Going premium on 2022/4/21, with 10,000-word updates. Please support the story! ◆ Synopsis (updated daily at 9 p.m.): From the "Tale of the Fox" in the Xuanzhong Records: "At fifty, a fox can transform into a woman. At a hundred, it becomes a beauty and a spirit medium... It can know what happens a thousand li away, cast spells to bewitch people, and make them lose their senses. At a thousand years old, it can communicate with Heaven." But other foxes can be cute, venomous, and seductive all at once. Yan Ting's fox can only be cute. He can't manage venom, and his seduction stat is zero. Yan Ting seems like he was picked up somewhere. In his whole den, he's the only one who's timid and a little socially awkward, yet he's strikingly handsome and loves to show off... 1 When faced with a deadly attack... Others either die or fight back. Only he, with a face as cold as frost and dressed all in white, dodges with a graceful sidestep, untouched by anyone. Yan Ting, who uses divination to dodge endlessly: QwQ, you're ruining my chance to show off! Go away, you're blocking my shot! 2 When faced with someone severely injured... Others shake their heads and say there's no saving them. Only he calmly parts the crowd and steps forward. In less than the time it takes to burn half an incense stick, the critically injured person is up and running again. His healing skill maxed out, he lights up: It's my time to shine! 3 Flying daggers, the Finger of Spiritual Insight, Flowing Cloud Sleeves, the Imperial Cat... Yan Ting counts them off on his fingers, then realizes in horror: He used to be so socially awkward that he had hardly any friends, but now he has more and more of them. He's run out of fingers to count them on! ...His communication problems are even cured. It's so weird. ◇ Reader's notes: 1. Lots of wuxia elements. OOC warning. (Fragrance Marshal / Four Eyebrows / Flying Dagger Champion / Master Su of the Great Mansion / Four Constables / Imperial Cat and the Five Mice) 2. One-on-one romance throughout, with a happy ending with Young Master You. 3. The timeline is rearranged to serve the story. 4. Also known as "I Can Save You No Matter Which Limb You've Lost, Whether You're Blind, or How Badly You're Hurt," "Nobody Gets to Be Maimed or Die," "I Could Live Off My Looks, but I Love Money Too Much, So I Became a Doctor," and "You're Not Dead (You're Healed), So Get Up and Keep Taking (Other People's) Beatings." -- ◆ Next up: "Do I Still Have a Chance as a Police Academy Classmate?" Synopsis: Kurisu Ryusei, male, 22, is facing a major crisis. He just recovered his memories from his previous life and realized he was a classmate of the police academy group. He's downstairs. One of his two classmates is beside him, and the other is upstairs. Here's the problem: 1. He only remembers the main characters' real identities and the death dates and causes of a few characters. 2. The classmate upstairs is about to die in the line of duty. 3. The one upstairs and the one beside him are childhood friends. 4. The one beside him is the person he likes. Help: What should he do? And who is the culprit?! #HowCanIFindAWayToSaveMyClassmates# #OrShouldISaveMyselfFirst# #SayNoToFiveMinusFourEqualsZero# By the way, this world is seriously too deductive... -- Recommended stories by my friends: "[Crossover] The Ability Is Brain Sickness" by Qiji: Yokohama's most feared abilities belong to me and my little brother. "I Traveled Through Time with an Excavator" by Mechanical Squirrel: Hardcore cultivation begins with an excavator. "I Want to Get Close to Mr. Tietang" by Wen Yuhan: Choose me for romance. I'm super sweet! -- Screenshot dated 2019/06/12, edited screenshot dated 2021/05/17 Minor revisions on 2022/03/21, screenshot dated 2022/03/27, story began 2022/03/27 Theme: The greatest chivalrous heroes serve their country and its people. A true hero should uphold justice and protect others.