Xihuang, the saddest "unofficial god" in the Sacred Realm, has just scored a dangerously high KPI: how to take on seven max-level gods worshipped by all of humanity while her divine powers are sealed.
Xihuang wiped her brow. "No problem."
After descending to the mortal realm, wanted posters issued by the Star Lords covered the land: "A calamity star has descended, spreading plagues and misleading the people. Capture this person and you shall be granted a noble title and ten thousand taels of gold!"
From then on, priests sharpened their swords, demons bared their fangs, and human traffickers honed their knives.
As for the "invincible" assistants arranged for her by her twelve colleagues: they had great bodies and handsome faces, but not a single shred of magic.
Xihuang broke into a cold sweat. "We might have a little problem."
Mortals placed their bets: "I'll lose if that calamity star survives ten days."
As it turned out, Xihuang gained a band of devoted followers by "meddling in other people's business."
She helped a green snake become a dragon, then shot to the top of the rankings on the Twelvefold Tower. The demon clan burned incense every day: "Goddess, please let me transform without a hitch."
She cast the monsters of the Bitter River into the void. Before reincarnating, every soul took a commemorative photo with the Divine Stone: "With the goddess's endorsement, my next life is sure to be chosen by fate!"
When they were surrounded, the Star Lord sneered. "You have barely a hundred followers, and your divine power is weak. I have tens of millions of believers. What can you possibly fight me with?"
Behind Xihuang, faith stretched ten thousand zhang and condensed into a sword, cleaving the Star Lord in two.
"You wield greed as a blade. I wield sincerity."
"Let's see whether the golden palace crumbles first, or the hearts of the people die!"
Looking back at the wanted posters plastered across the city, Xihuang picked up her brush and added a note: "On the day the gods are slain, there will be a feast at their graves. Remember to bring a gift!"
Highlights: Ensemble cast, slow burn, plot-focused, a four-person team, every teammate has a hidden identity, and all of them dote on the heroine.
Coming soon: The Black-Hearted Talisman Cultivator Tears Apart Heaven's Code
[Black-Hearted Talisman Engineer × Two-Faced Heavenly Dao Bug]
She tampered with fate, and the Three Realms server crashed.
The wanted notice for Ye Li across the Three Realms was encrypted in three layers:
Public persona: good-for-nothing with a useless five-element spirit root, temporary worker sweeping spiritual fields
Dark web profile: codename "Thousand Mechanisms Puppet Hand," specializes in patching formation-array vulnerabilities for sects and charging protection fees
Heavenly Dao's wanted list: the first renegade in history to compile tribulation lightning clouds into a power bank
Gripping her homemade talisman-computing interface, Ye Li sneered.
Nobody knew that every night she exploited bugs between the two worlds:
By day, she assembled secondhand flying swords for the black market of the cultivation world, complete with an automatic lightning-attracting talisman system.
At midnight, she was sucked into the "Secret Realm of Heavenly Secrets" to work for the sharp-tongued artifact spirit 007, repairing an immortal-slaying puppet.
Until she:
Used counting rods to analyze the protective mountain formation, and put swarms of spirit-devouring ants to work scanning its weak points.
Turned the alchemy furnace into a fully automated production line, leaving all the medicine boys unemployed and looking for new jobs.
Pulled out a "talisman printer" that could form hand seals on its own at the Dao-discussion conference.
When the cultivation world discovered that the Heavenly Secrets List data was abnormal, Ye Li was standing on a demon dragon's bone wings, rewriting the inscriptions on the Taixu Mirror three times:
First pass: install an anti-PUA program in her artifact-spirit master's brain.
Second pass: compile tribulation lightning clouds into a charging protocol.
Third pass: give the immortal venerates of the heavens the middle finger in talisman script.
"Either acknowledge me as the founding master of talisman cultivation, or get ready for my puppet army to turn your merit boxes into scrap!"
#How to use mathematical modeling to deconstruct the inner-demon tribulation#
#My bonded magic weapon is an automatic hand-sealing puppet hand#
#I fried the Immortal Venerate's CPU#
[Heavenly Dao Warning]
A cultivation story about exploiting secret-realm bugs and hard-core technology, with a science student's violent path to enlightenment.
The heroine uses engineering principles to beat metaphysics into submission. Her puppet army replaces the harem.
The artifact-spirit male lead switches between two cores: an ascetic agent of the Heavenly Dao and a deranged doomsday virus.
Every new bookmark adds 1% to the heroine's progress in overhauling the immortal realm.
Theme: You are your own god
Congratulations on entering v, spread the flowers ~
It's really beautiful, I still have more to say 😭
Ahhhh! Is Sheng Wang gone?!
[Spreading flowers] La la la~ Looking all the way, there are so many characters appearing, and the plot is also very ups and downs~ My wife is very good at writing, please hold my hand I'll continue reading when I have time ~ I saw that my wife had finished a book with many words before, hahaha, I won't lose money by investing in it ~ Come on ❤️ [orange heart] [pink heart]
I need to revise the first chapter recently. The update may be unstable. After the revision is completed, it will be updated daily.
Hahaha, the bickering between these two is really interesting.
"I, myself" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ it's me
"Zi" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Got it
Claw~The update speed is very fast.
(⊙O⊙)Wow, it feels like we have learned separately and then become one again.