Douluo Dalu: A Song in Praise of Chen Years

I'm going to become a god and take everyone to the Divine Realm!

What grand words, what an inspiring declaration! Then the people who had placed their hopes in this oath-spouting person sent him to the Devil's Land of Understanding the Mortal World: the Valley of Forgetfulness...

Become a four-ring Soul Master at twelve? No, still not good enough.

His Martial Soul Mutation turned him into a Profound Heaven Snow Woman, even surpassing the Heavenly Snow Woman by a bit... No, no, still not good enough.

Alas, everyone thought this fool was hopelessly stupid and should go train at Shrek Academy. And so, this foolish someone was kicked all the way to the planet Tianluo, also known as the original Douluo Dalu...

There, he met the even more foolish Jing; Mo, who was just a little smarter than him; Wuma, who was just a little richer than him; Lin, who was just a little stronger than him; and Qing, who was just a little more handsome than him. Even his cute looks paled in comparison to theirs. Ling Youchen felt so wronged, like a miserable, salted fish...

So Ling Youchen made another grand declaration: I'm going to become incredibly handsome! Incredibly rich! Incredibly powerful!

Eat rare treasures to become beautiful.

Accidentally eat a ten-thousand-year-old exotic fruit to become powerful.

He turned to look at the people left behind... Where did they go? What the heck, how are they still stronger than me??

At last, just when Ling Youchen was utterly disappointed, a young woman told him, "Man, it's time for you to get stronger..."

The domineering Qing falls for the soft and adorable Ling.

No matter how strong the protagonist gets, he'll still be the bottom...

And the top will remain as domineering as ever, pinning him down on the bed...

Cold and domineering top vs. soft, cute, and tsundere bottom