[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Joseph Joestar's Secret to Longevity

A silly story, the very silly kind. Read at your own risk.

My name is Alina Banderutton. I'm a doctor's daughter and an ordinary commoner.

When I was young, I wanted to conquer the world. I used my fists to make all the boys in the surrounding villages shut up and bend their knees.

That day, I was walking along the path I'd conquered as usual, surveying my territory, while two underlings respectfully reported on its condition.

Just then, a blue-haired young man came flying in and kicked one of my underlings. The other underling knocked him out.

I looked at the young hero who had come to save the beauty, and lost myself in the moment.

Damn, he's gorgeous. I'm in love.

For his sake, I started acting like a proper lady and threatened my underlings not to reveal the truth, or I'd punch them into the sky.

Things were going so sweetly between us, until some piece of trash tried to force a kiss on me.

I smiled and grabbed him by the neck, making him kiss the old sow at the entrance to the village.

Oh, right. I think it was his first kiss.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[Author's rambling]

This is the first installment in the "Woo All the Qiao Brothers" series. It's a short story. I'll write about Er Qiao next.

Da Qiao is so cute. That face is a masterpiece. I'm in love, I'm in love.

My other story:

[Grand Order] A Retired Master Looks for Love

A story about an amnesiac Master in a Heroic Spirit's body, roaming around and getting into trouble, with so many romantic entanglements they could make your hair fall out.

Offering readers some Apacha tea.