I'm the School Heartthrob's Great-Aunt

[Complete] As the most doted-on daughter of the Qiao family in the capital, Qiao You had enjoyed a charmed life since childhood. If she wanted the stars, she got the stars; if she wanted the moon, she got the moon. Then an accident caused sixteen-year-old Qiao You to transmigrate. To her, it felt like no more than opening and closing her eyes, but fifty years had passed. Her handsome, dashing older brother had become a balding retired official. Her brother's son was a middle-aged tycoon with thinning hair, and his grandson was two years older than her and already the school bully, throwing his weight around wherever he went. - No. 3 High School had two major power players. They kept to their own corners and usually stayed out of each other's way. The first was Qiao Chen, born into a wealthy family. The second was Gu Xiqi, who had grown up wild, without parents. One day, people at school saw Qiao Chen trailing behind a pretty young girl with his neck tucked in like a grandson, meekly taking a scolding. The girl pointed at the Coke in his hand and said, "Grandson, drinking too much Coke isn't good for boys. It might make you impotent." Might make you impotent. Impotent. The words circled in his ears like a curse. Yet the hot-tempered Qiao Chen said nothing. Instead, he even gave himself an out. "She's my great-aunt. How could I dare talk back?" - Later, everyone noticed that the school's two power players had started interacting. And right there in the center of it all was that impossibly pretty young girl. In front of the entire school, Young Master Qiao gave an impassioned speech: "Nobody is allowed to say 'your grandma!' Say that and you're picking a fight with me, Qiao Chen!" "But you can say 'go to your grandpa's!'" Gu Xiqi: ... Heh. Good grandson. Reading note: All the domineering-CEO quotes and green-tea quotes in this novel come from the internet. Next book: A Mentor on a Dating Show In a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, she is an ordinary person who becomes an online sensation thanks to a dating show. The female mentor on the show, however, gets driven out of the entertainment industry after negative stories spread about her low emotional intelligence and attempts to exploit male contestants. As luck would have it, the unmotivated Lu Ning transmigrates into the role of that very female mentor. The ordinary contestants on this season of the show are actually anything but ordinary. There's a wealthy second-generation heir who's only there for fun and can go back to inherit the family business afterward. There's also a domineering female CEO who founded her own company. And there's a male race car driver with royal blood from a foreign country. But what does any of that have to do with Lu Ning? As the male and female contestants flirt with each other, Lu Ning gives her deadpan verdict: "The guy is way too sleazy, and he's trying way too hard. You can tell he's an old player." When a new male contestant introduces himself, Lu Ning says without a change in expression, "The humblebragging is way over the top. You can tell he's a pro at pretending to be modest." When a female contestant blinks her doe eyes and attracts a flood of fans, Lu Ning gives a little hum. "That's some high-level green-tea energy." Thanks to her peerless eye for spotting green tea and her truly blunt remarks, Lu Ning becomes an overnight sensation. She becomes wildly popular. With a world-weary look and little interest, Lu Ning says, "Don't fall for me. I'm just a legend." Later, the actor-turned-mentor smiles and asks Lu Ning, "Teacher Lu, tell me, what kind would you say I am?" Theme: No matter the era, stay optimistic and keep moving forward.