It's a common transmigrate-into-a-book setup, but this is a little sweet treat, the kind so sugary you'll need to guzzle water. Feel free to read!
Updates drop at random. You'll never find the author!
Synopsis: Lan Ge is a reader. After nearly half a month without anything to read, a friend recommends a novel with an absurdly common title: Immortal Path. In short, the male lead has a truly miserable, loveless life at first. Later, he turns evil, makes a comeback, and gets revenge on everyone in classic face-slapping fashion. The plot is awkwardly satisfying and impossible to put down, until, sure enough, the male lead destroys the world in the end.
Lan Ge: MMP! Just wait, author, I'm sending you razor blades!
And then he transmigrates into the book...
Straightforward synopsis: Yi Tianxing's life has known no warmth since the day his parents sold him for spirit stones. He struggles to become an inner sect disciple through sheer talent, but his master takes pleasure in tormenting him. The sect leader's daughter claims to love him, but only wants to dig out his spiritual root and improve her own aptitude. Once her plot succeeds, she leaves him in a mass grave. Fortunately, Heaven does not let him die. He unexpectedly obtains a secret technique that trades his lifespan for cultivation, and wipes out his enemies' entire family. Though he gets his revenge, he comes to believe that there is no warmth left in the world. The secret technique's backlash causes him to be reborn by accident, and everything begins to change with his master...
Note: The author has occasional episodes of insanity, and the writing style changes a lot. So don't be surprised if it suddenly shifts from a thick Northeastern accent to a cold, refined style.
Probably a crazy, not-sure-what sort of gong x a cold on the outside, warm on the inside, stone-faced goof of a shou?