He Doesn't Deserve to Be the Perpetual Runner-Up

He should never have left a comment for that damn author that day! Then he wouldn't have transmigrated into the miserable second male lead of a wish-fulfillment novel. The male lead wouldn't be trying to kill him! The female lead wouldn't be trying to kill him! The supporting male character wouldn't be trying to kill him! The main villain wouldn't be trying to kill him! The parrot he kept at home wouldn't be trying to kill him! And he wouldn't be trying to kill Cheng Jimo, that bastard! Cheng Jimo gazed at Lu Qing with big, aggrieved eyes and complained, "Daddy, why don't you call me your baby anymore?" Lu Qing's face darkened. "I'm not your dad. Don't call me that!" Cheng Jimo muttered, "I'll sew that guy's hole shut. Let's see how he seduces Daddy then!" Lu Qing: ... P.S. Mischievous top, flirtatious bottom; fake father and son, real buddies. A silly, melodramatic, lighthearted story. Updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk. Theme: