One day, the self-proclaimed "father-loving deer" Laqiu was dumped on a planet called Earth by her prison-guard nanny. The prison guard, whose words could become reality, told her with a look of disdain, "Atone for your sins here. This planet is yours now."
Wasn't that perfect? Laqiu had already been planning to let loose, and eagerly embarked on a path of causing trouble. But then a native of Earth came along and doused her enthusiasm.
Not Iron Man: You're supposed to call me Dad, not make me call you Dad.
Not S: Thanks for the invite. I'm in the Arctic, and the user you're calling is out of range. I'm definitely not becoming a dad by accident.
Not Batman: Calling Shazam, Doctor Fate, and Zatanna. There's a suspicious person here who took Superman's clone.
Not Bug: Thanks to my sister--cross that out, thanks to my brother's angel investment. But I'm absolutely not Spider-Man! No, Spider-Man isn't a bug either. Biologically speaking, he's a person, ahhhhhhh!
Not the Cloak: Stop spreading rumors. Kamar-Taj has never had a sorcerer like you, one who can't even memorize their spells and has to muddle through with translations!
Laqiu: You said this planet was mine! QAQ!! This game is no fun at all!! Give me my money back!!!
The prison guard wiped away some nonexistent sweat with a paw: That was an empty promise. It is yours, technically. In name only.
Laqiu: So, can I leave?
P.S. The heroine has a rough-and-tumble heart, though she occasionally acts like a girl. The only reason she fell for Earth is that she was tricked into thinking the planet was hers. In reality, she just owns the name on paper.
The world is a chaotic hodgepodge. The heroine's been exiled, so of course she has no home.jpg
So, in short, this homeless kid is bound to stare at Earth like a miser guarding their treasure.
She's a father-loving deer, so she sees everyone as her dad. She has some peculiar romantic leanings, unless the person is simply too young.
P.P.S. The prison guard really is a foster dad!!!
This story is co-written by Yuan and Ruo. It should be a fun romp. If it isn't, it's all Ruo's fault. A-Yuan is a sweet little cutie!
Theme: The ultimate rose-tinted filter of fairy tales and childhood memories
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
I read this cover as a replacement
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers