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As a tsukumogami who runs a gachapon machine, Dantan has no idea why she exists. When the System under the Main God came to recruit her, she figured her days would stay peaceful forever.
Then her interdimensional gachapon shop opened next door to a noisy jack-of-all-trades shop in Kabukicho, and her peaceful life was shattered for good.
Why does this silver-haired natural perm, who gets beaten up every time he calls her Eggy, keep coming back for more? Could he be the masochist her senior mentioned?
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Little skit:
The natural perm picks his nose, turns the gachapon machine's knob, and opens a capsule. Inside is a gooey dead-fish eye. His expression freezes.
Kagura and Shinpachi cover their faces and scream: "Oh my god, Gin-san, your eye! Could dead-fish eyes be your true form?! That's so gross!"
Dead-Fish Eye tosses the capsule away and stomps it to bits.
"Hey, Eggy, this thing..."
The woman called Eggy kicks him out of the shop, rattles off a flurry of keystrokes at the computer, then smiles warmly.
"Thank you for your patronage. That'll be 200,000 yen."
That little skit suddenly popped into my head, and it's why I started this story. Sob, I will always love that dead-fish-eyed natural perm.
Completed: [Crossover] The Dragon's Treasure
Ongoing: [Crossover] I'm Invincible, So Why Am I Lost Again?
Coming soon:
[Crossover] Brother, Lend Me a Match
[Horror Crossover] Dreaming
[Horror Crossover] The Honest Person
[Western Crossover] The Mage Saves the World
[Crossover] Who Knows What I'll Draw
Here's the blurb for [Crossover] I'm Invincible, So Why Am I Lost Again?
After transmigrating, Tu Ling became invincible, thanks to the System.
Tsk. Once you're invincible, you start wanting to cause a little trouble.
And with the System's missions, the two of them are always arguing.
"Take out so-and-so, and you'll become the world's ruler!"
"Kick so-and-so to the curb, and you'll save the world!"
What the hell does this lousy System want? If you're so powerful, why do you even need a Host?
Tu Ling only wants to stir up a little trouble, but 009's ambitions keep growing.
With a quiet sigh, Tu Ling looks at the throne beneath her feet, gulps down the last of her soda, and burps. She thinks to herself: Maybe I should just go home. I'm tired. I'm worn out.
Touch(,,??ω?)ノ"(?っω?`.)