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Host: Have any of you ever had an online relationship?
Youngest member of a famous boy band: Yeah, but after more than two hundred days, I broke up with them because I didn't want to go out and meet in person.
Famous actress: I have, but after more than two hundred days, they dumped me because they didn't want to go out and meet in person.
Host: Pretend I never asked...
At a certain time, in a certain place
Boy band member & actress: You?!
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Inspired by a hilarious online-dating trending topic about JJK.
Could be melodramatic, could be Mary Sue-ish, could be mindless sweetness.
Please forgive my grade-school-level writing~
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It is now popular to trick dogs into killing them
Check in, check in, come on!
I also listen to their songs when I feel sad (even though I keep listening to them all the time. Ps. I am the kind of person who feels sad all day long if I don't listen to music hhhhh) I feel better after listening to it.
Tianguo is a coquettish and scheming boy, hhh
Finally back woo woo woo
Hahahahahaha Mr. Rabbit must have been deceived?
Ahhhhhhhhh Welcome back happy Sprinkle flowers
Oh oh, I actually squatted on you
It's been half a year. . . He also said he wouldn't cheat
Hahahahahahaha Tian Guoguo really made me laugh to death