After Marrying the Villainous Demon Lord, I Became a Couch Potato

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[Blurb]

Li Luoluo transmigrates into the cultivation world with no ability to cultivate, no golden finger, and no memories connected to the original owner of her body! How is she supposed to live like this? She had planned to laze around until she died, but unexpectedly, the Dragon Lord Yelan takes a liking to her! Reluctantly, Li Luoluo goes from useless freeloader to the Dragon Lord's lackey. Who knew this Dragon Lord was a villainous demon king who wanted to destroy the world!

Li Luoluo: What do I do? Will crying, throwing a tantrum, and threatening to hang myself work?

The last surviving member of the Dragon Clan, Yelan was cursed through the combined efforts of the humans and demons. From then on, he was trapped in the Four Spirit Sea, suffering day after day, better off dead. Then one day, a useless human suddenly appeared and changed everything. So he decided to keep a useless little thing for fun.

Much later, Yelan: Turns out raising someone is this much fun?

Li Luoluo: "..." Destroying the world is even more fun!

Once he was free, Yelan resolved to take revenge. Just as the Dragon Clan's fury was about to sweep across the entire cultivation world, his useless little thing died. Her soul was completely destroyed!

From then on, Yelan stopped obsessing over destroying the world and devoted himself to forging a soul for that useless thing.

Meanwhile, Li Luoluo was lounging in a hanging chair, chewing on a chicken leg and being a freeloader: Does pretending to be dead work?

[Target One]

The unhinged, murderous Dragon Lord Yelan

Yelan is... well, he isn't even human. He never plays by the rules. He enjoys cracking people's skulls, and has an extremely strong self-destructive streak.

"They're all useless. Looks like I'll have to die tomorrow," Yelan remarked after killing a whole bunch of useless people.

Li Luoluo: "..." Go ahead and die, but don't drag me into it.

[Target Two]

The scheming Bai Canxing

The junior disciple of the head of Yunxian Sect, he's determined to seize power by any means. He loves Yunxian Sect and dreams of ruling the entire continent.

"Listen to me and become mine. I'll make sure you're The Outcast, with everyone else beneath you!" Bai Canxing smiled like a venomous snake.

Li Luoluo: Shut up. I'll make sure you live for another two minutes!

[Target Three]

The beautiful but brainless Gu Zhaoxi

The only daughter of the head of Muxian Sect, she's hailed as the most beautiful woman in another world. She's in love with Dragon Lord Yelan and dreams of becoming the woman he loves most.

"Give up on His Lordship. Tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you!" Gu Zhaoxi said, looking down at her with an intimidating air.

Li Luoluo: I don't want anything, sis. Please take His Lordship away!

[Reader's Guide]

1. The male lead is fickle, demonic, monstrous, and bloody, with no humanity whatsoever.

2. The female lead is a drama queen who can spout lies, nonsense, and pretty words at the drop of a hat, but never the truth.

[Warnings]

The male and female leads are mutually devoted. It's sweet, satisfying, and delightfully silly.

[Coming Soon: A Fully Leveled-Up Favorite Consort Has a Dark Side]

Su Su transmigrates into a book. According to the story, she's a spoiled and vicious cannon-fodder supporting female character who isn't very bright. Not only does she repeatedly fail to frame the heroine, but she also indirectly causes her father and four older brothers to die. In the end, she meets a tragic death in the Cold Palace.

After thinking it over, she realizes there's no room to turn things around in this terrible story...

Su Su: Just let me die already!

System: How about a Fate-Changing System? Once your death-seeking progress reaches 100 percent, you can turn your fate around and reach the pinnacle of life.

To change her tragic fate, Su Su gives it her all!

Step one in seeking death: Kick the emperor out of bed on their wedding night. Progress increases by 1 percent.

Su Su: System, are you a scam?

In her quest to change her fate, Su Su, the only daughter of a fabulously wealthy family, takes over the most prestigious position in the imperial harem and earns everyone's ire. Thus begins her death-seeking tour of the palace.

She kicks the emperor out of his bed, pushes the Noble Consort into a pond, spanks the emperor's favorite beauty, burns down his bedchamber, and leaves the heroine's beloved with no way out but to hang herself!

Gradually, Su Su starts to feel that something is off. Si Junjiu, who used to loathe her and want to chop her up eight hundred times a day, has begun looking at her differently. His gaze is so tender it practically drips with affection...

The ministers of Liang Kingdom think the emperor has changed!

The emperor, Si Junjiu, used to be proud, calculating, cruel, and bloodthirsty. But these days he often smiles for no reason. The books in his hands and on his jade desk seem to be titled What Should I Do If My Wife Is Too Rich?, My Bossy Wife Fell in Love with Me, and One Hundred Ways to Win Over a Rich Wife.

The ministers of Liang Kingdom: Is our dynasty about to fall?

Warnings: 1. This is an irreverent historical romance. Readers looking for a more classical feel should give it a pass.

2. This is a one-on-one romance with a bit of melodrama. Don't take it too seriously; it's just for a laugh.

[A death-seeking heroine determined to change her fate vs. a cunning, cruel, and secretly passionate hero]

[The leads are devoted to each other, one-on-one.]

Theme: Grow through adversity, be kind to yourself, and cherish life.