[Highly visible warning: This is a self-indulgent feel-good story. The author is a total nobody. Some Heroic Spirits have their genders swapped. Repeating this for emphasis.]
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A wind whistled by Qing Wu's ears. He opened his eyes and, unsurprisingly, found himself in midair again, plummeting rapidly toward the ground.
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Seriously, why do my dreams always start like this... If there's nothing to catch me, won't I die horribly...?
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#Getting scared awake every single day is not okay!#
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#Every day I worry that I'll have a heart attack from dying too horribly in a dream#
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Thank goodness everyone I know can fly. It would be awful if every dream started with me dying from the start.
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The cross-dressing nine-tailed fox, the giant white dog demon, the good-for-nothing boy with flames leaping from his head, the lucky cat who can turn into a handsome man, and that winged dog: everyone who catches me is a dear friend of mine QAQ.
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#On the importance of choosing your powerful patron carefully#
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Qing Wu had only ever trusted the wrong person once in his life, but after that, he could never return to a peaceful existence. Every time he sniffled and cried in his dreams, he regretted it. Right now, he regretted it very much.
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Before he could make another sarcastic comment, something suddenly tightened around his waist. A black snake-like cord wound around Qing Cangwu's waist and yanked him back into a cool embrace.
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"What was that you just said about trusting the wrong person, Xiao Qingwu?" A voice like a snake's hiss sounded in his ear.
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Thanks to the amazing Misty Nebula for revising my blurb, sob sob sob.
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Since he was very young, Qiu Ji had been certain that his younger brother was the most important person in his life. He would do anything for him. Though he was usually cold and heartless, anything involving his brother instantly made him lose all reason.
Qiu Ji: Apart from my brother, everything in this world is either useful or unrecyclable trash :)
But even though he loved his little brother so much, Qiu Ji never imagined that one day, to keep protecting him, he would transform from a handsome six-foot-tall man into a five-foot-tall fake-temper tantrum-prone cross-dressing girl...
P.S. The author's intelligence is only one-third of the protagonist's. If anyone acts out of character, it's because the author isn't smart enough, not because the protagonist isn't awesome enough.
Brother-obsessed, but not incest] http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4426145]
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So is there any follow-up? It feels like it's not over yet
Although I had already felt it, I still insisted on reading it. Now, I'm dry
Dazai: I can't believe it! Qingwu finally eloped with me hahahahahaha
Emmmmm, very, bunny style end [tea]
Emmmmm, I have an ominous premonition.
Lighting the wax on Tamamo Mae ended before it even started. Speaking of which, I feel like there are a lot of cult dishes in today's chapter...
Sawada Tsunayoshi broke a mouthful of something, a tooth?
??? Fucked to death???
As my ex, Tamamo Mae was killed at the beginning. It was so miserable.
Is the guy who plays the brother a Sherlock Holmes, and Hiashiri is definitely going to cause trouble now hehehehe