I Only Picked Something Up: Crossover with Ye Luoli and Little Magic Fairy

I was just taking a casual stroll. How did I end up finding a butterfly toy? But why does this butterfly toy look so much like the transformation device from some cartoon I watched ages ago?

Just for fun, and because I was bored, I casually recited the words.

"Gulnara, God of Darkness! Uhurahu! Dark Magic, Transform!"

Then, after a flash of purple light and some butterfly effects, I freaking transformed.

Heh...

In this cold, heartless, unreasonable world, I can transmigrate just by taking a walk, and into some magical-girl anime, no less. Unbelievable.

Ever since I found that busted transformation device and returned it to its owner, all sorts of nutjobs have been showing up at my door.

Some punk: "Ha ha ha! [A laugh like a barbell rattling] Would you like to be my little Dark Witch?"

Me: "No. You're too ugly."

Some moving doll: "You can use dark magic? That's terrifying!"

I fired back at the walking doll: "None of your business."

Later, I passed by a doll shop, and the owner insisted on giving me a doll for free. I happily accepted, and that night a person in black offered me gold for it.

So I called the police, and thoughtfully called an ambulance, too. Anyone can see this guy escaped from a mental hospital.