I Just Picked Something Up: Ye Luoli and Balala the Fairies Crossover

I was just taking a casual stroll. How did I end up finding a butterfly toy? But why does this butterfly toy look so much like the transformation device from some cartoon I watched ages ago? Just for fun, and because I was bored, I casually recited the words. "Gulnara, God of Darkness! Uhurahu! Dark Magic, Transform!" Then, after a flash of purple light and some butterfly effects, I freaking transformed. Heh... In this cold, heartless, unreasonable world, I can transmigrate just by taking a walk, and into some magical-girl anime, no less. Unbelievable. Ever since I found that busted transformation device and returned it to its owner, all sorts of nutjobs have been showing up at my door. Some punk: "Ha ha ha! [A laugh like a barbell rattling] Would you like to be my little Dark Witch?" Me: "No. You're too ugly." Some moving doll: "You can use dark magic? That's terrifying!" I fired back at the walking doll: "None of your business." Later, I passed by a doll shop, and the owner insisted on giving me a doll for free. I happily accepted, and that night a person in black offered me gold for it. So I called the police, and thoughtfully called an ambulance, too. Anyone can see this guy escaped from a mental hospital.