Transmigrated into a Seductive Cannon Fodder in a Love-Triangle Hell

Three of each, with warnings: [Silly humor, melodrama, and car crashes] & [No substance, no shame, and no logic]. [System's perspective] After fifty years of dutiful work, the System finally gets promoted to full-time staff. It vows to bind itself to a clever, kind, honest, dependable, and efficient Host. Then it randomly binds to a Host. System: "Wrong, wrong! That's not the protagonist, that's a supervillain! Quick, hide!" System: "Avoid him, avoid him! That's not the male lead, that's the protagonist's love interest!" System: "No, no, this one's wrong too! He's a supporting character! Hey, where are you going? Get back here!" [Bottom's perspective] He thought he'd made it through his heat, but although the heat passed, it killed him too. Han Qing tugs at his ragged T-shirt, three for twenty yuan, with three more free, and sets himself the grand goal of marrying a rich, beautiful woman and reaching the pinnacle of life. His friend, the protagonist's love interest: "What?! You want a list of rich women?! Han Qing, what do you need that for? What else haven't you told me?!" His fellow supporting character: "What?! You want a list of rich women?! Qingqing, if you need money, just ask me. I'll keep you!" His sugar daddy number one, the male lead: "What?! You want a list of rich women?! Heh. Qingqing, say that again and see what happens." His sugar daddy number two, the supervillain: "What?! You want a list of rich women?! Here's an additional card. I'll take care of everything. Got it, Qingqing?" With tears in his eyes, Han Qing stares at the four additional cards in his hands and excitedly unlocks rich-person mode: buy, buy, buy, buy, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. [Top's perspective] In one sentence: Me and me, fighting for favor, to the death. [ P.S. ] 1. The bottom isn't human. He's a stupid dragon. 2. One top and one bottom, happy ending. The top's soul is split; the bottom is surrounded on all sides. The bottom is outrageously flirtatious and doesn't even realize it. Theme: Stay calm when trouble strikes, and keep civility in mind.