[Western Crossover] Hell Isn't That Hot

#Today'sNews:Hell'sTopStory!Hell'sTopStory!TheKingOfHellHasFledWithHisBeautifulEnforcer!TheHeartlessBoss,AnOutsiderFromHeaven,HasAbandonedAllOfHellAndRunAway!

On his first night back in Gotham, the Dark Knight spent a long time pondering alone in the icy night wind atop Wayne Tower. After years of training, he had failed to develop even the slightest talent for magic. The League of Assassins had led him astray!

#OneDayInTheAngels'PrivateChat

Lucifer: Hey, bro. How about covering for me and making it permanent? #Emoji#Emoji#Emoji#Emoji

Amanadiel (confused Black man): What do these icons mean?

Lucifer: The heart means I'm dating someone. The bat means I'm dating a bat-man. The rainbow means the bat-man I'm dating is a fantastic guy. The fencing means we haven't decided who'll be on top ♂ yet.

Amanadiel: ?

A Well-Known Fourth-Wall-Breaking Forum, Parenting Section

#WhatDoIDoIfMyChuunibyouYoungestSonRunsAwayAndTurnsGay

Anonymous Nordic User 1: What's the big deal? My adopted son, I mean youngest son, murdered his father and brother for love. (Thor 1-3)

Anonymous Undersea User 2: What's the big deal? My youngest son killed his own mother. (Throne of Atlantis)

Helpful User 3 from SPN: What's the big deal? My youngest son is determined to destroy the world, and my oldest son is going along with him.

God of the DC Universe: Somehow I'm not even mad anymore :D

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--Reading Guide--

#AWorld-ShatteringShowdownBetweenAnOverwroughtGothamiteAndAChuunibyouDemonKingInLove

#CertifiedLevelTenCanonDivergence

#EveryoneKnowsDC'sHeavenHasLotsOfPeopleWhoCanHangAround

#LuciferIsBasedOnTheComicsAndTheTVSeries,AndILikeTheHumanityInTheTVVersion,SoYouKnowTheDeal

#ACommittedIn-UniverseCrackShip,TheAuthor'sImaginationIsWeird,JustSoYouKnow

Theme: The years I spent doing good deeds in Gotham