Heading to the Japanese branch, Miss Lu Mingfei has escaped certain death at the Sacred Burial Ground, Takamagahara, only to be picked up and kindly taken in by her well-meaning online friend, Oda Sakunosuke.
# Heard she ran into □□ again? #
(Door opens...)
Dazai Osamu: (shakes hands) Miss Lu.
Lu Mingfei: (shakes his hand back) Hello, hello.
Oda: Is there anything we can help you with?
Lu Mingfei: (pauses, lowers her voice) What I'm about to tell you... You mustn't be scared.
Dazai Osamu: We're in a line of work that deals with unusual things. We don't scare easily.
Oda: Go ahead.
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Lu Mingfei: I just ran into □□.
Oda: Which □□?
Lu Mingfei: Not just any one of them. The main family that rules over all the Japanese □□, the Sheqi Eight Clan.
Dazai Osamu: (draws an eight-headed serpent that looks nothing like a snake and holds it up.)
Lu Mingfei: It's not actually an eight-headed serpent. That's just what they're called.
Dazai Osamu: (redraws it as a normal snake and holds it up.)
Lu Mingfei: I said it's not an actual snake.
Dazai Osamu: (draws a half-human, half-snake Chuuya and holds it up.)
Lu Mingfei: Why is he only half there? He's human.
Dazai Osamu: (quickly draws an oyster and holds it up.)
Lu Mingfei: (stunned) This...
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Oda: (pats Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, takes the paper and pen.)
Oda: (carefully draws Chuuya and holds it up.)
Oda: □□.
Lu Mingfei: (angrily knocks his paper away) They're □□! Haven't you seen the movies? You know, the kind with guns, having □□ shootouts every day! Get it?
Oda: Got it. Go on.
Lu Mingfei: They chased me like crazy. They even pulled strings to put up wanted posters for me all over the city, saying I was a precious S-rank and that they wanted to kidnap me and make me have their babies.
Lu Mingfei: Around Tokyo, it was all □□. There was also this really impressive girl who cut down all the corpses in a few swift strokes. Then she put a diving helmet over my head, and that's how I survived.
Oda: (laughs softly)
Lu Mingfei: What are you laughing at?
Oda: Something funny came to mind.
Lu Mingfei: What?
Oda: My friend is a □□.
Dazai Osamu: (laughs too)
Lu Mingfei: What are you laughing at?
Dazai Osamu: My friend is a □□ too.
Lu Mingfei: You two... Are your friends the same person?
Dazai Osamu: (coughs) Ahem, no.
Dazai Osamu: We're each other's friends.
# Warnings #
1. Lu Mingfei is female. OOC warning. The story begins during Dragon Raja 3.
2. The author is in their final year of high school, updates irregularly, and this is a short story.
5. This is mainly for fun, and the story doesn't have much logic.
Hahaha The miserable Dazai governs the miserable I believe you can do it, Zai You still have beauty and wisdom!! (It's just that the script is not that complete yet)
Senior brother... Okay, that's how you can be so ruthless as to give Xia Mi a fatal blow. Remember to behave well later (???∞)
It's so funny that I can't understand the language. The president of the Lion Heart Club and the president of the Student Union worked overtime on the spot to learn the language.
Hahahaha, I suffered the loss of being uneducated.
I followed you, but found that I couldn't understand what the other person was saying hahahaha
It actually stopped before the Yokohama diva debuted, 555
Hahahahahahaha
Sigh... Concubine Ming still feels that she is not as trusted by these two people as the original... Although... Time travel is indeed quite unscientific. . . Well, I just saw that Senior Brother Chu had no feelings for Xiaolu like a robot...
In fact, these are the reinforcements I brought here after breaking the dimensional wall, and I want to send them away respectfully. In fact, their flower names are not flower names, but their real names that exist in a parallel world. In fact, I accidentally traveled through time and space when I was away for a while, and I almost thought I lost my boss. In fact, I don't know their details. The second before we traveled through time, Zhongyuan Zhongya and I didn't know each other's names. In fact, I am an anchor. Through me, they may be able to go back. I guessed it hahahaha, come on, it's so beautiful!
Tracking and language barrier also tcl hahahahahaha