Ning Yuan got drunk and hooked up with his roommate, then forgot all about it. The next morning, he asked his roommate, "Why does my butt hurt so much?"
His roommate's gaze darkened. "Maybe it's hemorrhoids."
Ning Yuan: "Oh."
Then he went and bought hemorrhoid cream.
But for some reason, his belly kept getting bigger. His roommate dragged him to the doctor, and an ultrasound showed the baby was already three months along.
Ning Yuan: "Whoa, I'm amazing!"
His roommate suddenly said, "No, I'm the amazing one."
Warnings: 1. A goofy, straight-guy bottom.
2. Mpreg.
