I'm a Teacher in a Ghost School

After Fang Xixi graduated, she received a call from a school asking her to go for an interview. She happily got on the long-distance bus and came to the school where the paint on the school gate was peeling off. After working as a teacher for a week, Fang Xixi once passed by the class next door and watched helplessly as the usually gentle male teacher hung himself from the ceiling with his tongue sticking out half a meter long. He stuck out his tongue while talking: "This is a trick to catch people unawares. As long as someone comes, you hang yourselves to the ceiling and stick out your tongue. It is guaranteed to scare the shit out of people!" The students below were tapping their heads very fast. There was a little girl who was tapping too fast. Her head hit the edge of the table and accidentally knocked her head off. The little girl's head flew out of the window, rolled twice and stopped at Fang Xixi's feet. She said in a soft voice: "Hello, Teacher Xixi!" Fang Xixi:... Fang Xixi's legs were shaking and she couldn't stand firmly. She lay on the ground and couldn't get up. The next day, a post appeared on a well-known forum, and it quickly became popular. [The author has just graduated from college and found a job that is not done by human beings, but the salary is quite high, 15,000 yuan a month, with 10 days off per month. There is also a handsome guy in the workplace who is extremely good-looking and can score 10 points. I am debating whether to resign. ] Many netizens roared: If you don't do it, give me a salary of 15,000 yuan. Don't say it wasn't done by humans. I would do it even if it was done by ghosts! What? ! And the handsome guy? ? I wonder if there is still a shortage of people? ! Fang Xixi went to work one day, and the handsome man who didn't know his specific position in the school pushed up his glasses and asked with a smile: "I heard that you are leaving your job?" Fang Xixi waved her hands hurriedly, she didn't mean she didn't! Man: "Just a reminder, your admissions performance has not passed. Of course, if you ask me, I can't help you." Fang Xixi: Dear readers, are there any students who have not yet enrolled in school? Come and fill out the form of interest. Our school has a good environment and good dormitories and canteens. The key is that as soon as you enroll in school, you will be given a black umbrella immediately. From now on, you don't have to be afraid of the sun in broad daylight! Don't miss it if you're passing by! —————— [Pre-received article for next issue] "Unidentified Creature Company in the Entertainment Circle" As the 28th generation disciple of the Guishan sect, Qiao Jiyu neither likes killing ghosts nor catching demons, but prefers to be a star in the entertainment industry. She worked hard in the entertainment industry for two years. Although she became famous, she became a vase in the eyes of the audience with nothing but beauty. A large number of anti-fans scolded her to get out of the entertainment industry, and her opponents would step on her if they even think about it. Qiao Jiyu didn't want to be just a vase. In order to prove herself, she pushed hard to get in front of the big director. One day, she finally received an invitation from a famous director in the industry to play the fourth female lead in a movie. The crew started working, and she hid in the woods to practice her lines. A ghost appeared out of nowhere and laughed at her, mocking her for her rubbish acting skills and her dull eyes. Qiao Jiyu was filled with grief and anger, and shouted: "You are a ghost and you know nothing!" Unexpectedly, the ghost performed an explosive performance for her on the spot. After the performance, a companion ghost was brought in. His companion also showed off his acting skills. Qiao Jiyu was surrounded by ghosts and laughed at. He was so angry that he caught a few ghosts and angrily decided not to join the entertainment industry. Aren't these ghosts good at acting? Then pack them up and go work for her! In recent years, the audience has been tortured by entertainers in the entertainment industry. Just when everyone was desperate to accept it, the Unidentified Biological Company emerged. The artists signed by the company have good looks and godlike acting skills, saving the audience from fire and water. During the interviews, everyone had a sad face and complained that their boss was a living devil who exploited his employees. Many fans felt grievances on behalf of their idols and scoured the Internet for unknown biological companies, and finally found the boss behind the scenes, Qiao Jiyu. The next day, a post on a well-known forum became popular. #Pa Yi Pa Pa Yi Pa Pa Yi Pai Unidentified Biology Company boss's acting skills are rubbish and there are countless black fans who were scolded by netizens to get out of the entertainment industry and then opened a company in anger# Qiao Jiyu, who had completely fallen out of the entertainment industry, once again reached the top of the entertainment industry and became famous overnight. Intention: Study hard and make progress every day