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As college graduation approached, Jiang Zhi decided to break up with her boyfriend of two years. On the day they broke up, they had a big fight.
When the stalemate continued, the boyfriend suddenly lifted up his shirt, revealing his eight-pack abs, and gritted his teeth and said:
——I'm pregnant.
——"..."
Jiang Zhi laughed out loud: Which dog man?
My boyfriend responded quickly: Yours (and dumped the examination report from a tertiary hospital)
After some twists and turns, Jiang Zhi struggled to accept the fact that she wanted to be a mother.
She touched the two lumps on her chest. They were soft, warm, and real.
Then I glanced at my boyfriend's tall and straight figure... Well, it's real.
Excusing himself as needing to calm down, Jiang Zhi turned around silently and went downstairs, facing the cold wind.
After a few breaths, her laughter was deafening!
The world has gone crazy after all. It's so crazy. All the men in the world have had babies overnight! !
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——Several fragments
When the patriarchal grandmother learned that her grandson was pregnant: "Nonsense, how could my eldest grandson be pregnant!"
The mother who was induced to give birth in the group of expectant mothers: "Oh, I have been telling my husband since he was pregnant that the baby will be a boy. He was so happy that he cried!"
The birth father who was surrounded by relatives said: "Father's milk is good and has high nutrition. It would be selfish not to feed with father's milk!"
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One day, Jiang Zhi's best friend called and said, laughing and complaining: "Azhi, do you remember the 20-year-old boyfriend I dumped some time ago? He came to me yesterday and said he was pregnant with my child! Do you think he is mentally ill?"
Jiang Zhi: ".... Congratulations, you are a mother."
Best friend: "?"
Late at night, a hot thread asking for help quietly appeared on the Huaban forum, which has a huge number of fans.
——Urgent, what should I do if my boyfriend is pregnant? Waiting online!
Such a bizarre and eye-catching title quickly attracted netizens to watch, and the poster who posted the post was furious.
Netizen 1:? Do you want to see what you are talking about?
Netizen 2: How many dishes can you get so drunk?
Half a year later, Star Blue Country officially announced the bombshell news that humans around the world had mutated, and men grew uteruses overnight and could have children.
Global uproar!
A group of netizens who responded enthusiastically to the original poster:...
Already sitting up and being slapped all night long, smile jpg.
When you wake up, the responsibility of reproducing offspring falls on men, while women take on the responsibility of taking care of their husbands and children~
1. A sweet little piece of sand sculpture~
2.1V1, HE
Intention: Love is the prerequisite, because only by understanding each other can we have each other.