Research Cub Is Three and a Half Years Old

[Copywriting] The list will be updated before V, and the list will be updated after V~ Heihong Xiaosheng's star ceremony was ridiculed by a group of black fans for his poor professional skills, and they shouted to get out of the entertainment industry. Yan Xingli was obedient and prepared to leave. As soon as he read the termination contract, he had a little kid at home. The kid's appearance was shocking. He drove the spaceship through the window and nearly scared him to death. The three-headed child with bright eyes hugged his thigh and shouted: "Ancestor, the fish is coming to cover you!" Yan Xingli: "... Ah?" Qi Youyu, a child who came to his ancestors in a spaceship, is a little scientist and is proficient in various 'little inventions'. Yanxingli was caught out at 30% in English in the college entrance examination, the crowd laughed at the straw-wrapped vase, and Qi Youyu invented a language bracelet with his backhand. Wearing a bracelet, Yan Xingli spoke with a standard and authentic London accent and exchanged passionate words with her fan Liuzi, which made netizens dumbfounded. The variety reality show "My Kid" was launched, and the anti-fans were eager to get started, but as they watched, the style of the show gradually went off the rails. "Wait, what kind of toy car is that? Why is it deformed? Damn... It's flying!!" "No, such a deep incision will disappear? What new drug is so awesome? The manufacturer should come out and claim it!" "Memory bread? You're a liar. It's really useful. I stand on my head and eat the keyboard!" A week later: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. The scumbag Yan Xingli and the young genius Qi Youyu didn't know that their little invention would cause an uproar in the outside world. Until Yan Xingli's birthday, the three-year-old kid in the live broadcast room took out a box of universal capsules. Bang bang bang! After three loud noises, a luxury car, a spaceship, and a small house appeared out of thin air on the flat grass. One stone stirred up a thousand waves, the whole network was in an uproar, the national team came on stage brazenly, and the program was forced to be suspended. In the secret base, the cries of human children were earth-shattering. "Yuyu doesn't want to go to class, he wants to eat cakes!" "And fried chicken and Coke!" The young soldiers who accompanied him to protect him: "..." Help, I didn't say I wanted to coax the baby when I came here. Aren't they here to protect national treasure scientists? Following the cub raising article "Miao Xinjiang Cub Three and a Half Years Old", the following copy is: On the eve of her college graduation, Song Duoyi suddenly gave birth to a three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Song Baobao. The child was dressed in gorgeous Miao clothes and gold and silver. As soon as she appeared, she hugged her and called her mother, claiming to be from the future. Song Duoyi: "..." It's over, he stayed up all night and hallucinated. After confirming that she was not hallucinating: If she sent the child to the police station a second later, she would lose. The person was sent over, but the results of the paternity test report made Song Duoyi feel like he was struck by lightning. Song Duoyi, who was holding the appraisal report, spent a few days in confusion. After checking the bank card balance, he resolutely took the child to identify his father. * "Hello, I am your cub, my name is Song Baobao." Lu Xichuan:...... Song Baobao pulled the petrified Song Duoyi and said happily: "This is my mother, your beloved wife." Lu Xichuan was silent. Has the current pick-up routine evolved into this? Song Duoyi didn't expect that her child's father would be the top student at University A next door. Song Duoyi would never have thought that the school idol's true identity was actually the great shaman of Miaojiang! Song Duoyi couldn't imagine Lu Xichuan's dancing/master look—— Just as she couldn't figure out why Baby Song could take out a big spider and play with it anytime and anywhere. Purpose: The strongest cub on the planet!