Hello, everyone. My name is Sun Wukong.
I was young when I caused Havoc in Heaven, and I lost. In the end, the Buddha beat me to a pulp and pinned me beneath Five Elements Mountain.
I was trapped for five hundred years. Everyone thought I had achieved enlightenment, and even the beautiful Sister Guanyin came to save me.
But what I was really thinking was:
Once I get out, I'm going to kill every last one of you.
Heh heh heh.
Except Sister Guanyin, of course. She's so beautiful. How could I bully her?
Five hundred years later.
Sun Wukong: What the hell, Sister Guanyin is a man?
...Then I'm done fighting. I'm begging you, put me back under Five Elements Mountain. I just want to be a useless nobody.
I really just want to be a useless nobody!
I can't keep writing this story. I've already unlocked it. Thank you, everyone.
Coming soon: The Countdown to Being Cheated On
Jian Ming was reborn.
He was reborn thirteen days before his death.
So he knows all too well that thirteen days from now, the person he once believed was the love of his life will cheat on him. He'll catch them in the act, and then her drunken lover will shove him off the thirty-ninth floor, smashing him like a watermelon.
Since he knows the basic plot this time, he needs to plan a different way to catch them in the act.
He should at least avenge his own death, right?
In this life, Si Ye had everything he could want.
But the one person he cared about was the one person he could never have, no matter what.
That person loved someone else. They married, settled down, and lived happily ever after.
Si Ye was alone, drinking himself into a stupor at a bar.
He couldn't remember what happened after that.
When he woke up sober, he had handcuffs on and was charged with murder.
And the deceased...
The deceased was none other than the person he had secretly loved for thirteen years.
Then he was reborn, too.
"I'll never be able to repay him for what I owe him in this lifetime."
It's probably a story about the tangled love and hate between "I love you, I love you so much, I'm going mad trying to make it up to you and atone" and "Aha! You cunning murderer!" Hahaha.
Theme: Overcoming the Eighty-One Tribulations to find the true meaning of monkey life
Monkey! Whose kiss did you think you were getting? It is the kiss of God, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin! ! ! Our monkey is really a good monkey. Although he is influenced by human aesthetics and no longer thinks he is the Monkey King, and worries every day that his ugly face will make him look as ugly as Sister Guanyin, he is still so gentle, and even turns into a bird to ask her, willing to find her sweetheart for her, and willing to do everything he can for her. Our monkey is really a cute monkey.
It's just right to break it off here. Where did Wukong and Guanyin come from? This gentle kiss is enough. The lingering aftertaste is endless.
I will definitely take good care of my health, and I will see the end one day... Right? Even if there is no ending, I feel less sad. At least, there is a kiss.
I have been thinking about this chapter for several years. This may be the best ending for Wukong and Guanyin.
This book helped me define my favorite style of writing over the years, and I read it over and over again... If I didn't see it finished with my own eyes, even if I found other novels that attracted me, it would be one of my lifelong regrets.
Damn, did you know that the author who gave up the previous trap has already gone into the book to fill in the pit? T^T
Is there anything similar to this article? It has been more than two years since I came across a similar article that moved my heart.
Time flies so fast, three years have passed
Damn, you have the ability to change your name, you have the ability to update it! I hate it! ! ! !
This is the book I most want to see updated by him in my life, really
Monkey! Whose kiss did you think you were getting? It is the kiss of God, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin! ! ! Our monkey is really a good monkey. Although he is influenced by human aesthetics and no longer thinks he is the Monkey King, and worries every day that his ugly face will make him look as ugly as Sister Guanyin, he is still so gentle, and even turns into a bird to ask her, willing to find her sweetheart for her, and willing to do everything he can for her. Our monkey is really a cute monkey.
It's just right to break it off here. Where did Wukong and Guanyin come from? This gentle kiss is enough. The lingering aftertaste is endless.
I will definitely take good care of my health, and I will see the end one day... Right? Even if there is no ending, I feel less sad. At least, there is a kiss.
I have been thinking about this chapter for several years. This may be the best ending for Wukong and Guanyin.
This book helped me define my favorite style of writing over the years, and I read it over and over again... If I didn't see it finished with my own eyes, even if I found other novels that attracted me, it would be one of my lifelong regrets.
Damn, did you know that the author who gave up the previous trap has already gone into the book to fill in the pit? T^T
Is there anything similar to this article? It has been more than two years since I came across a similar article that moved my heart.
Time flies so fast, three years have passed
Damn, you have the ability to change your name, you have the ability to update it! I hate it! ! ! !
This is the book I most want to see updated by him in my life, really