Flirting with a Cheat in a Survival Game [Infinite Flow]

Player Jiang Fan discovers that the game he knows better than anyone, The Creator,

has become a real-life survival game.

All players must follow these rules to clear it:

1. All dungeons belong to the Creator. Kill the Creator or find the key.

Jiang Fan: "Do we have to pay to use them?"

2. Stay alive.

Jiang Fan: "Obviously. Next."

3. Find the cheater among you.

Jiang Fan: "With our lives on the line, let's see which shameless jerk is using cheats!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a notification suddenly rang in his ear: "Ding! Your cheat is now online."

Jiang Fan: "..."

Among the players in the game, everyone but me is a big shot, and they're all eyeing me hungrily.

Jiang Fan trembled and tried to bargain: "Can you lower the rent?"

Though cold and aloof, the cheat wasn't unreasonable: "You can pay in other ways, too."

Later...

Everyone, human or ghost, is showing off, but Jiang Fan just won't stay dead.

Players: "Is this the legendary protagonist's halo?"

Jiang Fan covered his butt and grinned awkwardly: "Maybe my cheat's just expensive."

Sharp-tongued, icy golden finger top X wolf in sheep's clothing, expert bottom

Basically, a story about a married couple teaming up to fight monsters and, along the way, save the top.

Light soft sci-fi.

The author is an idiot. I write purely to indulge my chuunibyou spirit and have fun.

Don't overthink the logic. There's nothing there to examine anyway.