The Reborn Genius Sword Cultivator Only Wants to Be a Lazy Fish

The main plot is silly comedy~

The genius sword cultivator Yun Churan's ascension goes wrong. She dies in a lightning tribulation and suffers the torments of hell.

In her last life: I want to become the strongest sword cultivator.

In this life, reborn into a family of medical cultivators, Yun Churan lies flat: I want to be a lazy fish, mooching off others until I die.

The junior sister, who has lain in the sacred hall for many years, wakes up. She knows no medicine and is completely useless. Yet the elders treat her like a treasure.

Senior brother Zhang Qianfang isn't convinced. How can someone who can't even remember a prescription be a treasure?

He takes her to a trial. When a man-eating monster attacks, Zhang Qianfang faints in terror.

Yun Churan pulls out a kitchen knife, and the monster instantly falls apart into pieces.

Then she goes right back to lying flat, taking no credit and making no fuss.

Second senior brother Baizhu thinks she's an idiot and takes her to a trial. When a tree spirit attacks, Baizhu is so scared he rolls around twice.

Yun Churan pulls out a kitchen knife, and the monster instantly reverts to its original form.

"Well, I just learned this vegetable-chopping knife technique. It's pretty useful."

Baizhu kneels in worship. "I'll never call Junior Sister an idiot again."

Third senior brother thinks she's in the way while he's treating a patient. "Go play somewhere else."

Yun Churan raises her hand with a pitiful look. Spiritual energy sweeps across the area, instantly curing everyone it touches. Even a dying patient sits bolt upright.

Third senior brother: "So I'm the real clown! Junior Sister, would you teach me medicine?"

This isn't a harem-picking story. It's a one-on-one master-disciple romance, but she's not with her master, she's with her disciple. The pairing cannot be reversed.

Contains original worldbuilding. Silly comedy, not a serious drama.

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Next book: The Demon Venerable Must Reform

Jiang Miao Miao is the most doted-on little immortal in the celestial realm. One day, she descends to the mortal world, loses all her magic, and accidentally wanders into the demon realm.

Jiang Miao Miao clutches her secret identity tightly and trembles with fear.

"Hey, little demon, I saw them. Those two little horns on your head are fake."

Jiang Miao Miao walks closer, takes off the ears on her head, and whispers, "I'm pretending too, just like you. Let's work together to get back to the celestial realm."

Little demon: ???

The people of the demon realm aren't afraid of an attack from the celestial realm or upheaval among the demon clan. What they're truly afraid of is the Demon Venerable getting himself killed.

Ah, ah, ah! The Demon Venerable says he's going to attack the celestial realm.

Ah, ah, ah! The Demon Venerable says he's going to flatten the demon clan.

Ah, ah, ah! The Demon Venerable says the weather's turning cold, and it's time to unite the three realms.

Then one day...

"Have you heard? Yesterday, the Demon Venerable attacked the celestial realm all by himself, was badly wounded, and disappeared."

"Really? Really?" The people of the demon realm clap and cheer. "Finally, we won't have to fight. We can have a few peaceful days."

Qin Yue, with all his magic gone, glares coldly at his people. Once my magic returns, I'll bathe the three realms in blood and leave not a soul alive.

Just then, the girl tosses him a bundle of clothes. "Little Horns, the clothes you changed out of yesterday need washing. Go wash them."

Qin Yue: Maybe I'll think about bathing the three realms in blood after I finish the laundry.

The Demon Venerable, now in love, announces that he'll protect world peace and spread love to every corner.

Everyone in the three realms: The Demon Venerable is going to reform? I don't believe it!

Everyone in the celestial realm trembles in fear. The demon fool is finally growing a brain and learning to use schemes to deceive the three realms. We're doomed.

This book will be locked in its entirety on Tuesday, December 21. Chapters 19-49 will be included in the paid version. If you've already read them, please don't buy them again. Thank you for all your support. I hope you'll continue to support my new stories as well...

Theme: Work hard at life so you can enjoy being a lazy fish.