The Sweet-Voiced Cutie Is Angry Again

[Preorder: The Wolf Clan Alpha Is Pregnant] After retiring, unruly esports star Kakko becomes a game streamer. One day, while streaming, he is unexpectedly matched with a tech-review influencer named "Chengchi." Chengchi is terrible at the game and talks nonstop. Apparently forgetting he has team voice chat on, he spends the whole match babbling about technical specs like frame rates, battery drain, and overheating. His movement is painfully straightforward, his reactions are sluggish, and he keeps feeding kills to the enemy. Kakko holds his tongue again and again until he can take no more. He unleashes a three-minute tirade over voice chat, carries the whole team, and casually reports Chengchi on the side. When the game ends, a message pops up: [Chengchi has sent you a friend request] "Sweet-voiced big brother, will you help me rank up? Mwah!" Three months later, Kakko takes part in a promotional showmatch. Chengchi is in the audience, holding up a fan sign: [Kakko-chan, you'll always be my A39] Kakko feels guilty and asks his teammate what A39 means. His teammate tells him it's a new gaming phone from their sponsor. Kakko: "A phone?" Teammate: "Yep, it's all about long battery life. The slogan is 'Unlimited passion, by your side day and night.'" Kakko: "..." By your side, my ass! (▼皿▼#) A sly but hopelessly unskilled AI genius (gong) VS a retired esports star with a bad reputation, stunning looks, a fierce temper, and formidable skills (in short, a fierce-but-cute esports brat shou) Note: This story takes place after retirement and barely features competitions. All teams, players, games, tournament formats, and so on are fictional. The protagonist is the strongest in the story. Only his voice sounds sweet; his personality is not cute and soft at all. Preorder: The Wolf Clan Alpha Is Pregnant Lang Han, 24, is a company executive: handsome, wealthy, and commanding. He carries the secret bloodline of the Wolf Clan and is an unquestionable, respected top-tier Alpha. Lately, his health has been poor. During the company's annual checkup, the examining doctor took one look at him and promptly wrote him a referral to obstetrics. "Obstetrics?!" Lang Han exclaimed. "You must have made a mistake. I'm an Alpha! An A+ Alpha!" Besides, the Wolf Clan has never had any Omegas. They're all Alphas, and Alphas can't have children! The Beta doctor calmly worked on the public health system and said, "Gender identification is on the third floor, the gender identity disorder clinic is on the fifth, and you can change the gender on your citizen card at the police station across the street." "..." "Even if you really are an Alpha, there are plenty of precedents for Alphas getting pregnant and giving birth. The system shows that your husband's pheromones are SSS-grade, so it's not surprising that you can get pregnant. He registered with the high-risk obstetrics department last week. Didn't you know?" Lang Han walked out of the examination room clutching the referral, completely baffled. Could that good-for-nothing, easygoing layabout who never went to college and only managed to land a job through Lang Han's connections really be an unprecedented SSS-grade Alpha? And had he actually gotten Lang Han pregnant... There had to be some kind of mistake! Wolf Clan elite Omega shou VS laid-back Dragon Clan recluse Alpha gong. Please add this story to your collections, my dear readers. Thank you! Author's note: Mr. Lang, I'm sorry, but you aren't an Alpha... Theme: Even after reaching the peak, keep striving and fighting. Be your own hero.