What Are You Saying, You White Lotus? [Quick Transmigration]

Cheng Lin was in a car accident and became a vegetable, but he was lucky enough to keep up with the times and get bound to a System. System: Dear user, our mission is to help the main couple, the top and the bottom, achieve their perfect HE. From then on, he embarked on a career as a "matchmaker." But why are all the bottoms he meets white lotuses?! Bottom No. 1: I don't believe there's anyone in this world who doesn't like me! Bottom No. 2: Why would Heaven give me such stunning looks and then make so many people fall in love with me? No, I don't want them to be sad because of me! Cheng Lin: Listen to yourselves! What kind of white-lotus nonsense is that? He can joke around all he wants, but he takes the missions seriously. Cheng Lin works diligently to wake up, and goes further and further down the road of matchmaking. Everything else is fine, but going it alone really isn't much fun. Usually, all he can do is vent to the System. Until one day, he suddenly realizes that maybe he's not alone after all?! Top: ^_^ A shameless top who loves dirty talk x a chatterbox bottom who loves to complain Theme: World peace.