Beat Up Monsters, Send Them Off to Debut

Yi Qiu owns a tiny, run-down talent agency with barely any artists left.

A black cat that can draw talismans with its paws scams him, then starts assigning him missions to capture demons and drive out ghosts.

Yi Qiu, who gets excited at the mere mention of ghost-hunting and has off-the-charts combat power: I have a bold idea! I’ll beat them up, then bring them to my agency as artists! That’s called reform through labor!

Black Cat System: Are you a demon or what?!

Yi Qiu smiles: I am.

And so:

Cat demons, vengeful ghosts, fox spirits: they all debut!

Livestreaming, acting, variety shows: they can do it all!

Yi Qiu’s pockets overflow with money, and the audience can’t stop singing his praises!

Yi Qiu has just one problem: his main quest target, Yan Changsheng, the hottest movie star and reigning Best Actor in show business, doesn’t believe in ghosts at all.

Yi Qiu decides to apply to be his assistant and save Yan Changsheng, who is surrounded by monsters and demons and could be eaten at any moment.

Yan Changsheng: I’m firing this charlatan of an assistant!

Yi Qiu: No. According to our contract from a past life, you can’t. In fact, you have to listen to me.

So not only does Yan Changsheng fail to fire him, he gets promoted from assistant to boyfriend.

CP: Yan Changsheng, the aloof, arrogant, materialist Best Actor (whose actual profession is Ghost King) X Yi Qiu, a ghost-hunting whiz who’s steady with a mischievous streak and mischievous with a steady streak

Updated daily at 20:00~

[Spoilers from the Cat System]:

System: Actually, Yan Changsheng isn’t human. He’s the Ghost King.

Yi Qiu: No problem. I’m no good at getting with people, but I’m a professional when it comes to ghosts!

System: But he thinks he’s human, doesn’t believe in supernatural beings, and believes in materialism.

Yi Qiu: What a distinctive character setup. No wonder he’s my idol.

System: You’re also bound by a fated romance from a past life. You were married in a traditional ceremony and everything.

Yi Qiu: My idol and I were married in our past life? Maybe not. I’m just a career fan, I don’t need that kind of thing.

System: You also have a soul contract with him, so you can order him around!

Yi Qiu drops his career-fan persona in a second: Oh~ Come here, Best Actor Yan. Take your clothes off first. Let me see that legendary, beautiful V-line!

Yan Changsheng: ...

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How Do I Deal with This Overbearing CEO?

An Luo, a star secretary whose specialty is showering people with praise, finally slips up in front of his domineering boss.

After getting drunk, An Luo spends two hours showering his boss with endlessly varied praise. When he wakes up, he discovers to his utter despair that he and the boss slept together.

Boss: I never knew you liked me so much. I’ll make an exception and keep you as my sugar baby.

The seasoned praise expert An Luo replies without hesitation: You’re wise and mighty, sir, while I’m just a secretary. I’m not worthy! I’ll take my severance pay and leave quietly, never to appear before you again!

Boss: Heh. You know your place, at least. But I’ve never shortchanged my lovers. I’m multiplying your salary by ten.

What An Luo says: You’re so magnanimous, sir. I offended you, and yet you’ve given me a raise. I’ll work myself to the bone to repay you!

What An Luo thinks: Run away. I have to run! If I don’t, this is going to get out of hand!

[Six months later, at the wedding]

An Luo: There’s no way I’m running away. I’ll never run away in this lifetime. I can only get married to make ends meet. And lastly, I’d like to say: praising people feels great once, and praising people all the time feels great all the time. My butt just hurts a little.

Boss: That’s because you haven’t mastered the art of praising me in bed. We’ll continue your lessons tonight.

An Luo: _(:3"∠)_

CP: Lu Chenfei, a deranged, hedonistic domineering CEO X An Luo, a habitual flatterer who’s gotten himself in over his head

The title was chosen by my friend Qi Huannian.

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I Have a Lucky Phone

Qiu Yi is terribly unlucky, with a luck stat that’s fallen off the charts. One day, he buys himself a new phone that comes with an AI system called Lucky Carp 101.

From then on, his food delivery orders get upgraded to deluxe meals for free, he wins a ten-day trip to Europe when topping up his phone plan, and after he searches for cat-care tips in his browser, a silver shaded cat shows up at his door the next day with a sign asking to be adopted.

The Lucky Phone even assigns him work missions: [A future Chosen One, genius scientist, and domineering CEO who holds countless patents needs you, a life assistant who might not be of much use. Hurry up and apply!]

[Mission success: Reward, one boyfriend. Mission failure: Lucky Phone will be confiscated.]

Qiu Yi: To stay a lucky guy, I, I, I’ll stop being straight!

But once he gets close to the genius scientist, he gradually discovers...

This system might be custom-made by a big shot, with someone playing the role in real life?!

Qiu Yi: Looks like I really can’t stay straight this time. Sob.

Big Shot: Good boy. I’ll teach you the joys of being gay ^_^

Behind every stroke of luck that seems to come from nowhere is a genius scientist’s scheme, with every step carefully planned.

CP: Yan Guanyu, a genius scientist who meticulously schemes to win his boyfriend X Qiu Yi, the little assistant whose every move has been arranged for him.

I’d also like to recommend my friend’s novel, Qi Huannian’s How Do I Deal with This Overbearing Campus Hunk? It’s a ridiculously hilarious and delightfully silly story! The quiet, refined campus bully who acts weak while hiding his strength X the wealthy campus hunk with a wild imagination and a head full of outrageous ideas. Their parents suddenly get married, forcing the two of them to live under the same roof! A hilarious daily life full of silly characters. Click to enjoy twice the fun~

Theme: Lovers who experienced separation and death in a past life reunite in their next life, live happily ever after, and defeat all kinds of wicked monsters.