The Shared Male Lead Wants to Lie Flat Every Day

Waking on the brink of death, Wen Lan learned that he was actually a supporting male character destined for a tragic ending in a harem novel, and not just one novel, but several running in parallel. System: This is a world where people can have sex anywhere, anytime. You don't have a story of your own, so naturally, you'll meet a tragic end. Wen Lan chuckled. Fine, he'd do it! Having clawed his way back from death's door, Wen Lan decided that if he could break up one couple, he'd break up one couple. None of them were getting happy endings. In the substitute-and-torment romance between his eldest senior brother and the Demon Emperor, he was the white moonlight who turned into a mere red stain and met a tragic end. Wen Lan sent out ten identical jade pendants in one go. You like repaying people who give you jade pendants? Then go ahead and repay all these benefactors to your heart's content. In the domineering romance between his second senior brother and the Demon Prince, he was the inflexible "Queen Mother" who stood in the way of true love. Wen Lan stopped covering for them and made a grand announcement about their gorgeous love, which transcended the righteous and demonic paths. In the tragic aftermath of his third senior brother and the neighboring Sword Chief killing his wife to prove his Dao, he was the shameless third party who took advantage of a betrothal. Wen Lan went to break off the engagement himself, offering them his best wishes three times over. Let the scum man and the shameless bottom stay together forever! In the entanglement between his fifth junior brother and their master, he was the former lover whom the master's resentment would never let him get over. Wen Lan: Since I'm part of their play, I'll see it through to the end. Every day, he sent them ninety-nine flowers to wish the newlyweds a happy life together, determined to get the whole sect to admire their beautiful, forbidden master-disciple romance. In the affair between his youngest junior brother and the rakish Human Venerable, whose clash of womanizing ways sparked true love, he was the catalyst for their wild nights together. ...His youngest junior brother never showed up, so to save his own life, Wen Lan "forced" himself on the Human Venerable, who thought nothing of him. Their clash ended before it even began. Reader advisory: The protagonist is selfish, self-serving, and loves putting on an act. The love interest disdains him at first, then gets his comeuppance in the end. Theme: Love yourself before loving others.