The Classic of Mountains and Seas Cookbook

Yuntun Mian accidentally wandered into a night-market stall and ordered a plate of fried rice that looked like something out of a dark-cuisine nightmare. As it turned out, not only was the rice awful, but the stall owner wasn't exactly normal either. Yuntun Mian pointed at her bowl. "There's hair in it. It tastes awful." Su Sui raised a cleaver. "What did you say? I can't hear you." Yuntun Mian stared at Su Sui, her hand trembling slightly around her chopsticks. Su Sui gave her a disdainful look, slowly reached behind himself, and pulled out a book that gleamed with golden light. The words "Classic of Mountains and Seas" on its cover were so huge they practically dazzled her. He slowly opened it... When she opened her eyes again... Tigers could fly, fish had wings, and the six-legged, faceless pig next door had transformed into a handsome young man. Looking at it all, Yuntun Mian tearfully ate three more bowls. And that's not all. The legendary Queen Mother of the West turned out to be a man, a white-eared ape said she was descended from a demon beast, and a beautiful young shaman called her his fiancee. Faced with all this... Yuntun Mian: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? A cunning, older nine-tailed fox x a mysterious foodie girl 1v1, happy ending. Updates usually come at midnight, though sometimes they'll be delayed. Routine edits are just typo fixes and won't affect the overall story, unless the word "Revised" appears after a chapter title, in which case the content has been changed. Next novel: Diary of a Demon Lord's Moral Reform Blurb: The eldest daughter of the Yang family, Yang Xianyu, is known to everyone as aloof. What they don't know is that behind her cool exterior, she has a secret hobby: she loves gossip and watching the drama unfold! One day, while her fiance, Shangguan Ling, ranked first in the cultivation world, is fighting Xiao Qingming, the universally despised Demon Lord, for the 999th time, Yang Xianyu shows up as usual and hides behind a tree with her little packet of seeds. But the two sworn enemies clash with sparks flying, and the Demon Lord gets flung straight into the tree where Yang Xianyu is hiding. Yang Xianyu closes her eyes at the last moment. It's over. The great hero Shangguan's fiancee has died in a lovers' suicide with the Demon Lord. The cultivation world is going to explode. When she wakes up, she's become a spirit and returned to the Demon Lord's miserable childhood. What's more, she can possess him. She has to admit, the future Demon Lord had a truly awful childhood. He was always hungry and cold, and people were constantly picking on him. Her kind and compassionate heart overflows with sympathy, so she decides to help him! Yang Xianyu: Little Qingming! I'll teach you how to beat everyone up! Xiao Qingming, haunted every day by a crazy female ghost: ...I refuse. (A story about going back to the Demon Lord's childhood and setting his morals straight.) Recommended book by a friend: Bumping into Spirits by Xiu Wen Rong Ku Premise: Trace things back to their source to uncover the truth, explore and cherish ancient treasures, and grow old together.