Revised for the second time on 2020.4.5
The Immortal Emperor Lin Lian burst onto the scene, defeating the Netherworld King, defying the heavens, challenging the Ten Asura Paths, and suppressing the gods and Buddhas above. He transformed from a flood dragon into a true dragon, attained the Primordial Dao, and brought three thousand worlds under his command... Yet he had absolutely no luck with women.
Every woman who ever got involved with him either stabbed him in the back or was on her way to doing so.
Lin Lian couldn’t figure it out. He really couldn’t! Had he transmigrated into some orphanage for protagonists, or was this a monk-mode novel?
Then one day, he unexpectedly transmigrated back to Earth. He was in a hospital bed, just pulled out of the river, still studying for a technical-school diploma, nicknamed Face Bro at the trade school, unloved by both parents, and about to receive a warning of expulsion.
Oh, what a life for a certified loser!
But how had he transmigrated in the first place?
“Face Bro, things work out in the end. Why did you insist on jumping into the river with your girlfriend?” His underling slapped his thigh and sighed beside the hospital bed.
Oh, his girlfriend was the beauty of the prestigious school next door...
Lin Lian was so moved he burst into tears. “Girls from back home really are the most simple and devoted. Sweetheart, would you be my Immortal Empress?”
The school beauty, lying in the bed beside him, jolted upright as if on her deathbed. “Jumping in for love, my ass! You freaking knocked me in!”
An Lili never imagined that the idiot she’d impulsively started dating during her rebellious phase would turn out to be the legendary Child of Destiny, destined to transmigrate to the Cultivation Continent when the time came and level up all the way to become the new Heavenly Dao.
She also never imagined that he wouldn’t just transmigrate himself, but would knock her straight into the neighboring Magic Continent! She was forced to experience life in another world from scratch, with terrible luck at every turn.
A thousand years later, the goddess named Lillian had become the shadow looming over the entire continent. She had destroyed a million temples and slaughtered three thousand gods, just one step away from ruling the world...
Then she closed her eyes and opened them again, and that same idiot first love was right in front of her...
Straight-faced drama-queen Immortal Emperor x corrupted tyrant Goddess of Light
The male and female leads are both the real deal. After transmigrating, reaching max level, and returning to Earth, they openly engage in “puppy love,” casually bully weaklings, and deliver devastatingly shameless boasts as part of their everyday lives.
Theme: Climb out of the mire, and you can shine with boundless brilliance!
