All I Want Is to Dig Graves

One day, Shen Yuanxiao, who had nothing better to do, was walking down the road when an old grave robber set him straight. From then on, he resolved to get a divorce and go grave robbing! Tang Zhongqiu never imagined that the divorce he'd been looking forward to for so long would begin that day. Did I dig up your family's ancestral grave or something? Why are you stopping me from getting a divorce? Also known as Love by Force Never Ends Well, So I Decided to Go Grave Robbing And also known as The Love Story of Yuanxiao and Zhongqiu This novel isn't really about grave robbing. It only comes up as an idea and an intention, and won't be described in detail. The writing is silly, the morals are a little questionable, and there's male pregnancy, so please check the warnings. It's told in first person. In this setting, same-sex couples can marry and have children. My worldbuilding is completely made up, so if anything in the story differs from reality or seems ridiculous, don't worry too much about it. That's just how I set things up. This is the kind of story I really like. Unless something unexpected happens, I won't abandon it, though I may disappear for a little while. Updates will come irregularly. Theme: You can't force a melon to be sweet, so isn't it perfectly normal to stop wanting it?