A vulgar, cheesy pickup-line-spouting flirt of a top x a naive, bewildered bottom new to the ways of the world
Includes alternate interpretations of canon.
When they meet
Flirt: Let's play a game. Neither of us can move.
Cutie: Okay.
Flirt: I lost!
Cutie (surprised): Huh?
Flirt (patting his head): Because when I got close to you, my heart moved a little.
When they get to know each other
Flirt: Come look at my eyes. I think something got in them.
Cutie: Hmm? There's nothing there.
Flirt: Don't be silly. The person I like is clearly in there.
When they fall in love
Flirt: You've thrown my heart into chaos.
Cutie: What should we do?
Flirt (tackling him): Since you've thrown my heart into chaos, when are you going to mess up my bed?
Cutie: (Confused) (Confused) (Confused) (Blushing)
Everyone at the prince's manor: Sorry to interrupt!!
The cutie's master: Get, get, get out!
Everyone else: ...Maybe they just made their entrance the wrong way!
(Please forgive me, I'm terrible at writing blurbs!)
I've been short on inspiration lately, so I've been writing and deleting. Updates will be irregular!
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