[Naruto] The Third Demon King

On the TV:

The younger sister of Hashirama, the God of Shinobi, and Tobirama, the Shinobi World's fastest man, and the Senju Clan's third-in-command: Senju Homura.

The girl has demonic red eyes. Her red cape and black uniform shine on the battlefield, like a beautiful and dangerous rose.

Homura, hailed by the world as the Senju Clan's third Demon King, is powerful and confident, with no idea what fear is.

Homura (both hands resting on her sword, looking down at the Uchiha): I am the Third Demon King, Senju Homura. Are you prepared to be crushed by my "Three Thousand Worlds"?

Hashirama (his eye twitching): Little Homura, your big brother is the clan leader. Shouldn't I be the one giving this pre-battle speech?

Tobirama: Because big bro is an unreliable adult, Homura had to take your place.

Hashirama (weeping copiously): I just wanted to talk to my Madara. Lately, Madara keeps staring at our little sister and ignores me.

Tobirama (his expression darkening as his sister-complex kicks in): Shut up, big bro!

Hashirama (covering his face in despair): Boo-hoo-hoo, my little brother is being mean to me!

The Uchiha Clan across from them:

Madara: The little Demon King is full of energy today, too.

Izuna: Little Homura is so cute. I love her.

Outside the TV:

The completely naked Oda Nobunaga lay on his side, scratching his right leg with his left and complaining, "What's with this anime? I don't appear in it at all."

Homura, also naked after being led astray, popped a potato chip into her mouth and lazily said, "Ancient ancestor, that's because I'm the heroine."

Oda Nobunaga: "You're borrowing my image. Hurry up and give me the role. I'll conquer this world!"

Homura: "Not happening. It all depends on Mom's (the author's) mood."

Oda Nobunaga aimed three thousand matchlock guns at the author outside the screen. "I want to appear too! No objections allowed!"

The embarrassed author: "My Demon King, I'll give it some thought. Please calm down, calm down."