Xuan Li's Magic Lotus Lantern

This story is a sequel to all my other stories, so you'll see plenty of familiar faces, along with a few new ones, like our protagonist!

Here's the blurb:

Xuanli: You can call me Xuanli.

Weisheng Chuan: I'm a lamp called the Lotus Lantern.

Xuanli: Why does your human form look so ugly?

Weisheng Chuan: You're ugly! Your whole family is ugly! You're so ugly you'll explode on the spot!

Xuanli: Right, my whole family is ugly.

Weisheng Chuan: ...Your whole family is just me... You did that on purpose!

Xuanli: I didn't.

Weisheng Chuan: The sky is gray, the rain is falling. If you make me become a heavenly law again, I'll fight you to the death.

Xuanli: I won't. Never again.

Weisheng Chuan: Hmph! You're sleeping in the Hall of the Underworld tonight!

Weisheng Chuan is a lamp called the Lotus Lantern who constantly snarks on the inside, while keeping a straight face on the outside.

Xuanli has an incredibly imposing title: Xuanli, Emperor of the Underworld. He's a powerful being who joins the ancient gods in scheming over the affairs of the world, only to accidentally lose his beloved. He looks cool and aloof, but inside he's childish and a bit of an idiot.

Boys who still want more, you'll get to see Huang Xu and Wukong here.

Boys who still want more, you'll get to see Xuanli and Weisheng Chuan here.

Boys who still want more, you'll get to see Yang Jian and Chang'e here!

Boys who still want more, you'll get to see Bajie here! Bajie with an all-seeing perspective!

So is this one not written well? Why has nobody even bookmarked it? This top is unhappy... Waaaah, I'm crying...

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