The old man ran a company into the ground, then secretly dumped all its debts on the son of one of his ex-wives and ran off with his second wife and her family? Heh (?????) That shameless old bastard, who killed his mother and never showed him an ounce of love as a child, actually dared to pull a stunt like this? If a debtor runs off, just track him down and drag him back, right? But what does this legendary actor from the entertainment industry think he's doing, following me around while I hunt down the old bastard who owes me money? Does he think he's a drug-sniffing dog who can find people just by twitching his nose? Dream on. Ex-boyfriends, relationship, 1v1.
I still prefer quick-travel articles, long-form articles are really hard to imagine...