Please collect the serialized article "Did the cub bosses make mom angry today" and the pre-collection "After I wore the book, I kicked out my boss and succeeded in taking over"~
Copywriting of this article:
Chi Sui was forced to be bound to a system. The system told her that she would start losing her hair at the age of 30 and eventually become bald. The only solution was to become a delicate girl from now on.
Since then, Xinggao's classmates have discovered that Chi Sui, the formerly majestic boss, no longer swears or curses. He used to be able to swing a steel pipe around in a fight, but now he can cry for a long time just by banging his fingers.
But I have to say, she looks really damn good when she cries!
But only Shen Ran knew how many used eye drops were hidden in Chi Sui's desk.
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On the first day of the second grade class, the teacher assigned a composition in class, and my deskmate, Chi Sui, was called up to answer.
Chi Sui: "My deskmate is called Shen Ran. His hair is so luxuriant that one hair follicle can grow three hairs. If it was before human evolution, I think he must be the brightest cub among monkeys."
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole class laughed.
Shen Ran turned the ballpoint pen in his hand and snorted coldly: "Chi Sui, if you don't want those hairs on your head, just tell me, I will pluck them out for you right now."
Later, after the art performance, someone saw Shen Ran carefully tying his coat around Chi Sui's white waist. Finally, with a blush on his face, he said nonsensically: "Your hair will fall out if you catch a cold."
Onlooker: "I believed your evil deeds."
Note: The heroine is a serious boss, and she has a bad mind when she sleeps in class.
The male protagonist is not a serious boss, the kind who listens carefully to the class and is the first among the youngest to take notes.
(Chi Sui: He tui, you really embarrass us)
Wish you: I hope that all the little fairies in the world will not be troubled by hair loss.
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Copy of the serialized article "Have the cub bosses made mom angry today?":
Wenyang is an ancient writer who made a lot of money by riding on the popularity of online articles.
Before he was thirty years old, he had already bought the big villa that he had dreamed of for a long time.
On the day she packed her bags and moved in, the five male protagonists in her novel suddenly turned into a few little carrot heads, standing at the door, all raising their heads and calling her mom.
Wenyang: ... Does this mean she wants to be a mother?
After raising five unlucky sons, Wen Yang's originally imagined happy retirement life was suddenly turned upside down.
Every day when she wakes up and wakes up, she is either called her parent or on the way to be called her parent.
I finally met my former male idol again, but before I could say a few words, I was interrupted by the little gangsters who rushed out of nowhere.
Boss: "Man, give up as soon as possible, you are not worthy of her"
The second child: "Can you fight? Come and have a fight?"
Fourth child: "I see that your bones are very strange. Do you have any idea of coming to my Taoist temple to talk about it?"
Lao Wu: "Can you do a five-year college entrance examination and a three-year simulation? The kind that can be done in seconds."
The third child looked left and right: "You... Can you shed your skin?"
Wenyang: Please, shut up.
But the male god smiled slightly: "Are they your sons?"
The copy of the pre-received article "After wearing the book, I kicked out my boss and succeeded in taking over":
When he woke up, Cen Yian and his good-for-nothing boss Gu Xiuyan were transported into an ancient sadomasochism novel.
In the novel, Gu Xiuyan is still a decisive overlord,
And Cen Yian became the little white heroine who was abused by her stepmother, bullied by her stepsister, and used as a tool by her biological father.
On the first day she entered the book, she was used as a bargaining chip by her biological father because the original protagonist accidentally climbed into the male protagonist's bed, trying to threaten the Gu family and save the Cen family's company, which was in danger.
Cen Yian: What international joke are you kidding?
Looking at her father Cen who had fallen into a beautiful fantasy, she stood in front of him and snorted coldly: "It's just a company. If you can't save it, I'll help you save it."
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Everyone discovered that Cen Yian, the eldest daughter of the Cen family, suddenly changed.
He used to be submissive to everyone he met, but now he not only trains the three people in his family to be obedient, but he even directly takes charge of the entire Cen family.
Even when he met Gu Xiuyan, a wealthy man, he dared to sneer and scold him: "Trash."
Everyone's hearts trembled when they heard this, feeling that Cen Yi'an and the Cen family, who had just started to improve, might not have much time left, but they didn't know how this master with an unstable temper would torture them.
But he didn't want to wait and waited until Cen Yian took the top position in the Gu Group.
The original president, Gu Xiuyan, took his dividends and ventured into the entertainment industry.
Everyone: What kind of outrageous direction is this?
Cen Yian: Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone here is trash.
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Reader comments
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For a moment, I didn't know whether I felt sorry for Hui or Feng Ma's ears, Yu luck to the rescue!
Yesterday I dreamed that there was a big update. Today I picked up my phone and took a look... Sure enough, the dream is just a dream...
This is Eunuch La. It's quite interesting. Why did you give up?
The author should update it soon. I really like this setting. If it doesn't update, I will have the urge to write it myself.
Will the teacher continue to update? Let me have an idea. I quite like this setting [Cat Head]
Hahahahahahahaha little pretty
Happy New Year, madam. I hope your wife will be able to write a new year with divine help. More updates, more updates.
It's an update and I'm super looking forward to it! !
Oh my god, Tingting, why are you so anxious? Look at you, you look so anxious and reluctant to leave your wife! !