[I will come back to update the article next door]
Yunrao, who has won the National Award for many years in a row, wakes up and transforms into a stupid female supporting character pretending to be the male protagonist Bai Yueguang.
On the day she fell off her horse, she squatted at the foot of the wall, holding dogtail grass in her mouth, shaking her head and negotiating terms: "Let's do this, let me go, and I will teach you how to do math problems."
The male protagonist who is first in grade and champion of the mathematics competition: "?"
Everyone said that Yun Rao, the little princess of the Yun family, was stupid and stupid. If the Yun family hadn't been extremely wealthy, no one would be willing to be friends with her.
Even the tenth-last result in terms of star height was bought with money.
Until one day Gao Hong's new post on the school post bar
--Surprise! The little princess took the members of the Top 10 to give a math lecture~
Everyone laughed and didn't take it seriously, thinking that this was Yun Rao's new stupid move. Unexpectedly, in the monthly exam the next day, she directly pushed Jiang Lin to the first place in the first grade.
While others were still in a state of confusion and could not accept it, a flyer was quietly posted at the door of Class 3, Grade 2:
Want your child to become successful? Send him to Yunxiaorao cram school quickly!
Yun Xiaorao's cram school has started!
Taught by a math expert with perfect marks!
The number one student in the original grade said it was a good idea after hearing it!
Jiang Linyi, No. 1 In the original grade:? ? ?
"Have the cub bosses made mom angry today?" Pre-receipt copy:
Wenyang is an ancient writer who made a lot of money by riding on the popularity of online articles.
Before he was thirty years old, he had already bought the big villa that he had dreamed of for a long time.
On the day she packed her bags and moved in, the five male protagonists in her novel suddenly turned into a few little carrot heads, standing at the door, all raising their heads and calling her mom.
Wenyang: ... Does this mean she wants to be a mother?
After raising five unlucky sons, Wen Yang's originally imagined happy retirement life was suddenly turned upside down.
Every day when she wakes up and wakes up, she is either called her parent or on the way to be called her parent.
I finally met my former male idol again, but before I could say a few words, I was interrupted by the little gangsters who rushed out of nowhere.
Boss: "Man, give up as soon as possible, you are not worthy of her"
The second child: "Can you fight? Come and have a fight?"
Fourth child: "I see that your bones are very strange. Do you have any idea of coming to my Taoist temple to talk about it?"
Lao Wu: "Can you do a five-year college entrance examination and a three-year simulation? The kind that can be done in seconds."
The third child looked left and right: "You... Can you shed your skin?"
Wenyang: Please, shut up.
But the male god smiled slightly: "Are they your sons?"
"I won't let you sleep tonight!" Advance receipt copy:
After Cheng Chi's 16th birthday, he would always hear some strange noises in the middle of the night.
First it was eating snacks, then it was showing American TV series, and then it was dancing? !
Cheng Chi suffered from headaches for more than a week.
Finally, while catching up on some sleep in class one day, I discovered the culprit.
——
Lu Miaomiao was born in a small sports school and is full of energy.
Even though she later transferred to an ordinary high school, her habit of staying up late at night did not change at all.
One week after entering school, she had to eat and play in the evening without delaying her classes during the day.
But starting from one day, she found that her deskmate who always liked to take naps in class was suddenly treating her badly.
She tilted her head and stared blankly for two seconds, then took out the potato chips secretly hidden in her desk pocket and asked him, "Want some?"
Cheng Chi turned his head with cold eyes: "Humph."
Lu Miaomiao: "?"
Why are you so arrogant?
——
Before being together.
Cheng Chi: "Can you sleep well at night? Are you tired of tossing and turning?"
After being together.
Cheng Chi: "Are you going to sleep or not? If you don't want to sleep, just don't sleep together tonight."
Later, at four o'clock in the morning, Lu Miaomiao was pressed down on the bed: "Hey, I won't dare to do that again."
Purpose: Live the best version of yourself
Come on, don't be fooled.