Jin Jianhan was bound to a System.
The System assigned him tasks like "Kneel before the ancestor or die," "Make the ancestor angry and die," "Don't buy the ancestor a bag and die," and "Don't give the ancestor a massage and die." Every task was about keeping the ancestor happy.
One day, Jin Jianhan was out with friends when he got a call.
After hanging up, a friend cautiously asked, "Boss Jin, was that Xiang Ge'er calling to tell you to come home? Why don't you head back first?"
Jin Jianhan: "She tells me to come home, so I go home?"
[System: Ah! Boss Jin! It's time to go home and kneel before the ancestor! Otherwise, today's death will be bleeding from all seven orifices!!!]
Jin Jianhan: "Damn it."
Jin Jianhan immediately stood up. "Something came up, I have to go, everyo, "
Everyone: "???" Boss Jin disappeared before he could even finish speaking?
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After transmigrating into a book, Xiang Ge'er accepted a mission with just one objective: make the villain fall madly in love with her, then dump him in the cruelest way possible!
After a series of pretenses, relentless pestering, affected behavior, and other antics, she successfully completed... half the mission.
She succeeded in making the villain fall for her, but failed to... d-d-dump him. She can't get rid of him?
Jin Jianhan blocked her way at the door. "Who was it that kept saying I was your sweetest darling? Who confessed that she loved me enough to die for me? And now you want to leave?"
Xiang Ge'er: "..." Well, it was her, but she was acting, you idiot!
Sensing danger, she tried to squeeze past his arm.
Jin Jianhan picked her up, tossed her onto the bed, and stared at her with bloodshot eyes. "Want to leave? Only if I'm dead."
Xiang Ge'er: "...?"
Oh? Only if you're dead? That doesn't sound impossible.
Blurb: 9.10
Theme: Work hard, cherish what you have, and move forward with courage.
Geer: How to speak? What a waste!
Big dog egg hahahahahaha
Mensao became bright and coquettish, so coquettish
When they get married, will Brother Han kneel on the washboard or the keyboard?
Hahahahahahahahahaha I died laughing
Woooooooooooooo good looking
So sweet! I love it so much!
Dear author, Happy New Year
The author is great, there are still children to read! ! ! ! Come on!
Congratulations to Brother Han for starting the second phase of Chasing His Wife Crematorium