The Underworld Merit System: Quick Transmigration

Mo Xiaochi dies unexpectedly. The first time he meets the Judge, he gets conned, and somehow ends up bound to an Underworld Merit System.

Judge Lu: Your merit score is rock bottom! If you want to be reincarnated, you have to earn enough merit first! I recommend the Underworld Merit System. It'll take you through three thousand small worlds, where you can complete missions and earn merit. Your rise to the pinnacle of ghostly life is just around the corner!

Mo Xiaochi: ...

Judge Lu: You don't want to? Then I'll throw you into the demon pit.

Mo Xiaochi: I-I-I-I-I do!

And so Mo Xiaochi begins a series of bizarre adventures in the afterlife...

Interstellar Era: Save world peace, win over a mighty general, and bring humans and insectoids together in peace.

[System]: By the way, just so you know, you're the insectoid queen's son.

Apocalypse: Defeat the zombie emperor, restore production, and resolve the food crisis.

[System]: The zombie emperor's gone berserk again. Get moving! Oh, and he used to be your fiance.

Beastman World: Help the beastmen settle the aftermath of the war and convince their overlord to lay down his arms.

[System]: By the way, you're being sent to marry him as part of a peace agreement.

Cultivation Realm: The holy son's spiritual power has been contaminated. You have to resolve the crisis, or the world will collapse.

[System]: You have the perfect cauldron constitution. The mission to save the world is yours!

... ...

Mo Xiaochi loses it: I want to refuse...

Mighty General: You can't flirt with me and then run away!

Zombie Emperor: I'll turn you into a zombie so we can love each other for the rest of our lives!

Beastman Overlord: Since we're married, you better give me lots of babies!

Holy Son: You're my one and only cauldron. I'll make sure to take good care of you.

The other big shots: He's mine!

Mo Xiaochi sobs: Go away! I just want to be reincarnated in peace...

When he finally earns enough merit, Mo Xiaochi thinks he can retire with his work done. But someone suddenly blocks his way and pins him against the wall.

Someone: You used me for your missions. Did you ever stop to think about how I felt?

Mo Xiaochi: ...Who are you, anyway?

Someone: Your man!

Reading Guide

1. One-on-one, uke protagonist, happy ending. The seme is the same person from beginning to end.

2. Hilarious, sweet romance. Those who care about rigorous worldbuilding should read with caution.

Completed: Every Time, I Get Reversed. Pick Up a Prince and Start Farming: A cheerful, goofy pirate uke and a serious prince seme.

Simultaneous release: Political Marriage to the Great Demon King in the Interstellar Era. A timid, adorable ginseng spirit uke and an overbearing, secretly flirtatious demon king seme. Visit my author page to add it to your reading list.

Nan Luo is a ginseng spirit who has only just taken human form when he is hunted from all sides... While escaping the demon king, Nan Luo falls into a spatial rift and transmigrates to the interstellar era.

To survive, the little ginseng spirit Nan Luo takes over the body of a dead boy... He wakes up to find that he has lost all his magic and is about to be sent off to marry someone as part of a political alliance... He thought he could settle down in this era, cultivate, fight monsters, and level up. But when he finally sees the face of his new husband, Nan Luo trembles with fear. Why does this husband look so much like the demon king?

On their wedding night, Nan Luo huddles in a corner beside the bed.

Someone: Come here.

Nan Luo shakes his head: No.

Someone: Why are you so afraid of me? I won't eat you.

Nan Luo, in tears: Sob... My lord, please don't eat me...

Someone, the corner of his mouth curling up: Oh? Then let's try eating you a different way.

This story is also known as The Proper Way to Eat Ginseng, or My Lord, Please Don't Eat Me! Please add it to your reading list. Muah~