Life with Xia Sanlan

I'm hopeless at titles, blurbs, and writing in general...

The male lead becomes a hero later on. He flirts with women, spoils his wife, and is straight!

A talkative dance teacher x a sharp-tongued neurosurgeon

The male lead has a ton of suffocatingly outrageous moves. I seriously suspect he has some twisted mindset of "I love you, but I'll never let you go."

All kinds of debauched, shameless nonsense at first, then all kinds of sweet, doting romance later.

When he's picking on his wife, he says things like:

Jiaozi is drinking grass jelly milk tea, while Dr. Xia plays her a video of a subdural hematoma removal surgery.

Jiaozi: "What good does it do you to gross me out?"

Dr. Xia: "Plenty. For example, I get to live alone."

When he's trying to win her back, he says things like:

Dr. Xia: "I can't possibly like every city I've visited. I couldn't even bring myself to like New York after living there for five years. Do you understand?"

Jiaozi: "Mm-hmm."

Dr. Xia: "Say it back to me."

Jiaozi: "You can't possibly like every city you've visited..."

Dr. Xia shakes his head. "Wrong. Think again."

Jiaozi: "You can't possibly like everyone you meet, but you only like me."

Dr. Xia: "You finally get it."

It's fun to give your wife a hard time, until you end up groveling to win her back...

As a typical Taurus, how does Dr. Xia show he likes someone? He spends a whole lot of money on her, without telling her...

Before they move in together

Dr. Xia: "If I'd known she was the tenant, I should've said I was dead. This is a haunted house, no one's allowed to live here."

Jiaozi: "If things weren't worse than being tossed in a pot of boiling oil, who'd want to live with such a grouch?"

While they're living together

Dr. Xia: "I've never seen a crazy woman who can wail like a banshee while watching cartoons."

Jiaozi: "I've never seen a weirdo who tidies up everything except himself."

A few months into living together

Dr. Xia: "Racking my brain to find a way to make it legal..."

Jiaozi: "Trying every trick in the book to get my period..."

Fifteen bonus skits

One of them once said her ideal partner was a gentle woman who didn't argue, make a fuss, or like drinking.

One of them once said his ideal type was a considerate, generous man who always did whatever he was told.

And now they're eating their words... So, does your face hurt?

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