I am the emperor.
The person I love most in this life is Consort Kou.
Consort Kou was my childhood playmate. When we were little, I'd catch chickens while she chased dogs, and she called me Ah Huang. When we grew up, I became emperor and she became my consort. She calls me Your Majesty.
"The most important thing in life is to adapt to circumstances. That way, you'll always have meat to eat and wine to drink."
"So you married me just for the food and wine?"
She nodded solemnly.
What could I say?
As an emperor, a harem of three thousand is unavoidable.
Of course, I could keep it smaller.
When we were little, Consort Kou liked reading stories with me. Their main characters were either princes or wandering heroes, some dressed in white and some in black, but every single one of them, damn it, had only one wife.
"When I get married, I'll marry someone that devoted!" Little Kou declared.
"But my mother says that women who call themselves 'this old lady' usually can't get married," I said earnestly.
Then she hit me.
My mother only told me that women who call themselves 'this old lady' can't get married. She didn't tell me they'd hit people.
My status means I can't give Consort Kou the happiness of having one partner for life. I can only give her the joy of having a whole crowd around her for life. Consort Kou tells me I'm an idiot. More women won't give her lots of partners for her card games, as I imagined. It means she'll lose a lot of money, and once the money's gone, she'll lose her husband too.
If you think about it, the person who assassinated the male protagonist was not the prince, but the Fourth Highness. After all, the prince and the male protagonist have had a good relationship since childhood, and the male protagonist is pretty good to the prince. Although the male protagonist is a certain potential threat as the biological son of the current queen, at present, it seems that the prince will not send someone to assassinate him. What's more, how could the prince be so stupid as to use an arrow with his own logo to assassinate the hero? Therefore, I feel that His Royal Highness may be the most provocative. As for the injury on the prince's arm, the prince did not need to do it himself to assassinate the male protagonist. The injury should have been caused by other reasons, maybe it was the fault of His Highness the Fourth. And His Highness the Fourth Prince might have fallen off his horse just to avoid suspicion in advance. Besides, after the male protagonist came to the throne, the female protagonist was regarded as a "devil concubine". I feel that the reason why the female protagonist was in that situation should not be because her father was a princeling, and the male protagonist and the prince were competing for the throne and the prince lost in the end. It may be because of the Fourth Highness: The Fourth Highness had an affair with Xu Mi, and Xu Mi had an affair with Ru Fei cooperated in acting to seduce the prince, and Xu Mi ran for the crown prince. Ru Fei was Xu Zhiwan's aunt (that is, her father's cousin), so maybe the fourth highness was competing for the throne and was with Ru Fei. Xu Huatao, as Ru Fei's cousin, was classified as their party, and later the fourth highness lost. Why is the male protagonist the emperor, and why is Xu Huatao, the prince's tutor, classified as one of the four princes instead of the prince? Maybe it was because the prince was later killed by Xu Mi (with the benefit of His Highness the Fourth, and the prince was already in poor health), and at this time the male protagonist had to take on the responsibility of confronting His Highness the Fourth. And it is precisely because of this that the heroine's situation will be like this later. After all, the fourth prince is usurping the throne and the prince's death is a big deal. If it is just that the male protagonist fights with the prince and the prince loses, the female protagonist's father is a princeling. The female protagonist will not have such a big impact later (after all, if this is the case, the male protagonist will not be justified, and the male protagonist does not look like the kind of person who wants to compete for the throne.)
The author writes well, humorously and interestingly
The prince operates 666, could he be an expert in identifying whores?
The prince operates 666, could he be an expert in identifying whores?
Why don't you sign a contract?
What's going on with this hostess?!
The hostess is so disgusting!!!
Madam, don't you use Weibo normally?
Nice title!!!!
Gah oil gah oil! I like Xiao Nuan's writing style