[Touken Ranbu] The Self-Cultivation of Tsurumaru from Another World

Would it be strange if a chubby little bird flew around carrying a Tsurumaru Kuninaga?

Tsuruchu: Ah, of course it's strange. Even I was startled at first.

Saniwas: Mm-hmm, we were all terrified. [Pull out bird-catching nets]

Time Government: It's truly astonishing. We can't even replicate this form...

You mean the sword warriors?

Oh, they're already out trying to catch the bird.

Mirror Princess Tsuruchu, the kind that reflects 100 percent of all attacks.

Universal gravitation: Everyone gets drawn to Tsuruchu.

My personal all-Tsurumaru pairing. If that's not your thing, turn right around, no hard feelings.

New Tsurumaru fan. OOC ahead.

They say posting a story brings good luck.

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