Every Time I Play a Real-Life Game, I Want to Dump My Boyfriend

Ke Ning accidentally found himself in what seemed to be an endlessly repeating live-action survival game. The game was full of danger, and simply staying alive was the greatest luxury.

For Ke Ning, who had been nothing more than a shut-in, a world where strength came first meant he probably wouldn't last three seconds. Fortunately, the game's mastermind apparently thought it would be too boring to mow down a bunch of shut-ins, so everyone got to draw a basic skill before entering the game.

Ke Ning drew a skill card that read "So Handsome It Splits the Heavens." Delighted, he thought his luck had finally turned and that he was about to become the most dazzling guy in the survival game. But he soon found out that being handsome was a prerequisite, not the result. Ke Ning had to make other people think his aura was so dazzling it could split the heavens before he could gain any combat power.

And so... Ke Ning, being bitten by monsters and howling in pain, kept his face perfectly still, gritted his teeth, lit a prop cigarette, and said casually to the monsters:

"Come on, all of you!"

...Faced with a field of monster corpses, Ke Ning had survived by keeping his style high enough. He still had to pull out a prop lighter, toss it behind him without looking, and trigger the explosion skill, because a real man never looks back at an explosion. Even when the blast wave burned the skin on his back, he had to walk away without turning around, all cool and composed.

Just when Ke Ning had finally established his image as someone so handsome he could split the heavens, he discovered that he'd run into one hell of an opponent?!

"Man, I won't let you look at anyone but me."

"Don't worry, we'll never be apart. Even if you're about to die, I'll eat your..."

What kind of character is this?!

Faced with a super-powerful ally who suddenly latched onto him, Ke Ning had to protect his skill's image. He suppressed his panic, shoved the other man against the wall, and looked down at him as he said:

"Heh. You can try."

"Heehee."

Seeing that smile, Ke Ning was scared shitless.

I'm writing this one first to get back into the swing of things. It has quite a few potential triggers, and I'm just writing whatever I want to unwind. Haha.

[Upcoming Novel: After Gender Segregation Is Relaxed, the Straight Guy Gets a Gorgeous Roommate [ABO]]

[Blurb]

Song Feixing, a hopelessly straight guy, always thought he was the manliest man around.

That is, until he transmigrated into an ABO society with terminal straight male chauvinism, complete with an Omega body that had no rights.

Okay, he admits it: straight male chauvinism really is awful.

A tough Omega can't hold out against an Alpha from the neighborhood.

Song Feixing could only shut himself away in tears and work hard until he had eight-pack abs, planning to kill the husband assigned to him on their wedding day and then commit suicide.

Fortunately, society changed just when he turned eighteen and was due to get married. Song Feixing and a group of delicate, easily toppled Omegas were assigned to the same dormitory building, along with a gorgeous roommate.

Song Feixing rubbed his hands together, declaring that he'd become the strongest Omega in the academy.

The adoring looks from the cute little Omegas also did wonders for his self-esteem.

Okay, you can't have your sugarcane sweet at both ends.

Every pretty boy had a dick, which made him even more fired up about his career. He resolved to stay pure and become a dazzling, single bachelor.

Gorgeous roommate: "Be my personal bodyguard."

Song Feixing: "Okay."

Trigger warnings: The protagonist gets entangled romantically with many people, but they're all the ones who fall for him; he may not return their feelings! Before the main pairing is confirmed, he may have sex with other people!! The main pairing will have switching roles!!

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