Overnight, Qing Qiaoling transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character in a cultivation novel about male love. He checks the plot and realizes, oh no, he doesn't have long to live. His vital energy is flowing in reverse, and he's destined to die young.
Then he looks at the people around him.
His senior apprentice-brother is the long-lost young master of the Demon Sect. He's cultivating demonic arts and planning to turn everyone in the sect into demonic pills.
His junior apprentice-brother was a Demon Sect spy who turned over a new leaf. Now he's doing whatever it takes to kill their senior apprentice-brother, including murder and theft.
His second senior apprentice-brother is good-natured by nature, but he's got a trail of lovers. Every few days, one of them comes knocking.
"Wen Deng, get out here! If you don't come out, I'll kill someone every time an incense stick burns down!"
Qing Qiaoling: What's the point of being this little junior apprentice-brother? I might as well have a fling before I die!
He sets his sights on his master and starts waiting on him hand and foot, trying to seduce him.
Every time he advances the plot, all the mission points he earns go toward his looks.
In the end, he exchanges them for a pot of Love Pills...
And eats the whole lot himself.
System: Oh no, I forgot to exchange for intelligence.
Theme: Pregnancy
