[Western Crossover] You're Being Turned Into a Table

You are being watched.

You are being put on a list. Whether you're a victim or a perpetrator, once your number is on it, we'll find you.

So, be careful.

"...But seriously, are you sure these people need our protection?"

"Of course. They're just a bunch of defenseless female secretaries, playboys, ninety-year-olds, or fifteen-year-old high school students, aren't they?"

"You know they're that group of all-powerful superheroes, right?"

[Superheroes protect the people. We protect the superheroes.]

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After a group of mysterious people passed by, the heroes they'd helped all stepped forward:

New York, short, rich, and handsome hero: "Who told my JARVIS to order me shoe lifts?!"

Dark City, tall, rich, and handsome hero: "Our family is close and friendly. We don't have any family drama, and we don't need outsiders locking us in a room to pour our hearts out to each other!"

Westchester, bald, rich, and handsome professor: "Honestly, if you're sending yet another child of my old friend's to me, could you send my old friend along with them?"

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Former Soviet agent: "You threatened the Dark Knight, took down HYDRA, and defeated an alien army. So why do you keep looking for me?"

Heroine: "To... give your leather jacket back?"

"I'll give you one more chance, my girl."

"...Because I love you."

[You once lit up my life. Please let me become your follower, your friend, your family, and your love.]

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[Note!]: Only the heroine and the New York team use their original English names [because their Chinese translations are hard to render]. Everyone else's names use the familiar Chinese translations! Trust me, the names won't get in the way, mwah!

1. The main focus is saving the New York team and all the superheroes!

2. An original heroine: ridiculously powerful, beautiful, strong, and not tragic.

3. I started writing this after watching the movie and being unable to accept how things ended. There has to be someone who loves that former Soviet agent, the hero who is always alone, in my heart, both now and in the future.

4. Yuri! Black Widow is the love interest! Let me gush about Black Widow, and while I'm at it, turn Shaw and Root into a happy ending!